Toenail traffic jam

When your toenails are confused about which way to grow

Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam

by Moped mania March 17, 2021

Texas Traffic Jam

When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement

Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam

by Guy F. March 28, 2022

4 way traffic jam

Your mom getting fucked by 3 dudes

Dude I just had a 4 way traffic jam with your mom.

by Skater550 August 23, 2017

Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone

A variation of the ‘Slovakian Traffic Cone’, individuals are placed underneath an upturned traffic cone held by their peers. Excessive amounts of beers are then poured into the funnel-like cone to then be consumed by those underneath. If conducted properly, this shall result in the recipients of the Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone being utterly drenched and partially blinded by the alcohol delivered through the funnel.

Ahh mate, let’s finish off the night with a cheeky Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone for good measure.

by Bullingdon Club April 11, 2023

Traffic Jam

A very popular drink mixing Red Bull and Vodka

I am going to have a bunch of Traffic Jams Friday night

by T-JAM August 5, 2009

Air Traffic Controller

A male who dates more than 4 women outside his 50-mile radius at one time. When it’s time to for the women visit his home city he then becomes an air traffic controller.

Air Traffic Controller: A male who dates more than 4 women outside his 50-mile radius at one time. When it’s time to for the women visit his home city he then becomes an air traffic controller.

Jim has poon in almost every city on the east coast. You should see him at the Holidays he’s like an Air Traffic Controller. “Becky your clear to take off on runway 6” roger, “Linda clear to land runaway 2” out.

by Bent Spear September 11, 2006

Red traffic light game

Winning is everything in the red traffic light game. Win a simple game of 'paper scissors rock' (just one game - best of one) and your loins will be titillated with a dash of frothiness thrown in too if you're lucky. At every red light you stop at whilst driving, the loser must'
fondle/stroke/touch/use their hands/finger-bang/fist?/ the winner for as long as the traffic light is red. (no fist please). Once the traffic light turns green, all action must stop. Repeat at next red light.

Hey man, Penelope just lost the red traffic light game and we have a 3 hour drive in front of us. The bitch is going to RSI and i'm going to get my rocks off! BOOM!

by Andy Chocoman January 26, 2013