dont touch my macaroni

expression used when someone is touching your macaroni

phillip was eyeing my macaroni and i told him "dont touch my macaroni"

by squiggledick November 17, 2017

can i have a touch

When your friend offers you a premium inhale on a fine joint

Rohan - Hey Zach, can i have a touch?
Zach - *makes hand gesture towards joint*

by touch_master August 18, 2019

The Biden touch

Everything you touch turns to shit

A: Damn I really fucked that up.
B: Looks like you have the Biden touch.

The opposite of the Midas touch.

by realist human August 31, 2021

wtf,go touch grass

When some guy says shit soooooooo random,pointless and/or stupid that he needs to get oxygen in east bumblefuck.

person 1:im in 9yds7gc9yzsdviydffdygbyfgvudfh and im also having sex with a bull and said bull is AroAce so its technically raping and i know im a fuckboy person 2:wtf,go touch grass

by greekguy69 June 30, 2022

don't touch the mustache

This is the easy way to remember how to say "your welcome" in Japanese "don't touch the mustache" (dou itashimashite)

"arigatou" (thank you) " Don't touch the mustache" (your welcome)

by TJStoner September 7, 2007

Wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole

A female that is repulsively skanky/ugly.
Not only would you never sleep with her, being 10 feet away is still too close.

"I wouldn't touch that slut with a 10 foot pole, unless I was smashing her over the head with it."

by Diego November 12, 2003

Touch Base

To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.

"I'm just calling to Touch Base to see if you need our crappy product/service."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."

by Fat Finger Tony October 20, 2004