a state of having a hyperextended dick, normally caused after a night of rough sex with a human or animal.
by Max Dickin April 17, 2008
Get the pulled porkmug. A group of girls traipsearound, asking men/boys if they like pork. After the men/boys give them a confused look and answer with a yes or no, the girls get up in their grill and proceed to snort as they walk away on to the next victim. To be performed along a busy street in the wee hours of the night.
by Mac D. May 9, 2006
Get the Pork runmug. The act of masturbating up until the point of ejaculation and then immediately putting your penis inside of a lesbian and blowing your load all up in that bitch so she can get pregnant.
by downgrader November 29, 2009
Get the pound and porkmug. A nauseating domestic issue with a spouse, partner, girlfriend, boyfriend or ex that falls under an umbrella of shit and probably has no logical association with anything the mk1 human can understand.....
by craftyporkchoplover January 20, 2017
Get the Pork Chopmug. 1. A homosexual that par takes in aggressive sexual acts with heterosexual males with the intention to change their sexuality.
2. A meat eater who tries to convince vegetarians to eat meat.
2. A meat eater who tries to convince vegetarians to eat meat.
by Pork Pusher69 January 16, 2010
Get the Pork Pushermug. I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.
by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009
Get the Pork Snifflesmug. used to describe a ladies meaty front bottom in the context of it's resemblance to re-formed pork products (eg lorne saussage thinly sliced or billy bear/dino pork).
by Bernhard Matthews March 6, 2008
Get the Pork Fannymug.