The act of expelling a gaseous discharge from your sphincter muscle faster than the speed of sound, which is then succeeded by an ominous rumble and a very pungent odor.
1. Although I suspected it was her, for many years I could never pin the fart to that bitch Tracy. Until the day I learned that she had mastered the execution of the dreaded Dirty Thunder technique. Her secret method was to pass the gas faster than the speed of sound which would cause the odor to delay long enough for her to make a clean getaway. Thus, wreaking havoc on all innocent bystanders blessed with the misfortune of being caught in the wake of her perfect storm.
2. The Mormon church teaches that their god Elohim was born amidst a dirty thunder residue that was left hanging around the atmosphere after a mysterious celestial being decided to play a trick on his enemy. It is now illegal in the state of Utah, or any other place where large groups of Mormons congregate, to leave a Dirty Thunder unattended to. This means that the poor sap unfortunate enough to be left standing in the midst of a Dirty Thunder must use his nasal passage to alleviate the atmosphere of all the leftover event. If one is found not abiding by this law in the state of Utah, they could face felony punishment of up to $50,000 in fines and or up to 3 months imprisonment.
2. The Mormon church teaches that their god Elohim was born amidst a dirty thunder residue that was left hanging around the atmosphere after a mysterious celestial being decided to play a trick on his enemy. It is now illegal in the state of Utah, or any other place where large groups of Mormons congregate, to leave a Dirty Thunder unattended to. This means that the poor sap unfortunate enough to be left standing in the midst of a Dirty Thunder must use his nasal passage to alleviate the atmosphere of all the leftover event. If one is found not abiding by this law in the state of Utah, they could face felony punishment of up to $50,000 in fines and or up to 3 months imprisonment.
by C.B. Radio August 17, 2010
When someone tries stealing your thunder when you are excitedly taking praise for something.
When someone tries to always outshine you.
When someone tries to always outshine you.
Example 1:
I climbed mount everest without mount picks or a jacket. What am amazing feat for me!
Thunder Thief would say to everyone "Oh yeh, i did it without shoes, food or oxygen!"
Example 2:
You would say something like this to a group of your friends "I made the best cookies today."
Thunder Thief would say "Whatever they were total garbage. They were crusty and gross."
Reply: You are such a Thunder Thief.
I climbed mount everest without mount picks or a jacket. What am amazing feat for me!
Thunder Thief would say to everyone "Oh yeh, i did it without shoes, food or oxygen!"
Example 2:
You would say something like this to a group of your friends "I made the best cookies today."
Thunder Thief would say "Whatever they were total garbage. They were crusty and gross."
Reply: You are such a Thunder Thief.
by Kerjner 1 December 18, 2010
Victim: "Dude, i just beat my guy at a wrestling match, 6-3!"
Friend: "Congratulations!"
Thunder Stealer: "Yeah, well I pinned my guy."
Friend: "Congratulations!"
Thunder Stealer: "Yeah, well I pinned my guy."
by Disius Ramirez December 02, 2011
As the orgasm subsided, Allison let loose the Pink Thunder, gently rustling the hairs in Bob's goatee and frightening the cat.
by MTroadtripper September 14, 2011
When one is sitting down in the bathtub and farts. Making stinky bubbles arise from the water passing out the back of the ass or between the legs and balls tickling the balls and or vagina, and creating a thundering blast against the tub.
As mike was sitting in the bathtub he farted, creating a thundering noise against the tub for everyone to hear, and also creating stinky bubbles that imersed through the sides of his balls and to the surface of the water. Creating Thunder Bubbles.
by JonnySahls May 22, 2010
“In the thunder and rain
You stare into my eyes” In the Thunder and rain come from a song by Janet Jackson “Any Time, Any Place” you might see it on TikTok
You stare into my eyes” In the Thunder and rain come from a song by Janet Jackson “Any Time, Any Place” you might see it on TikTok
by DailDylan August 22, 2021
by mr. aric burns May 23, 2011