The act of expelling a gaseous discharge from your sphincter muscle faster than the speed of sound, which is then succeeded by an ominous rumble and a very pungent odor.
1. Although I suspected it was her, for many years I could never pin the fart to that bitch Tracy. Until the day I learned that she had mastered the execution of the dreaded Dirty Thunder technique. Her secret method was to pass the gas faster than the speed of sound which would cause the odor to delay long enough for her to make a clean getaway. Thus, wreaking havoc on all innocent bystanders blessed with the misfortune of being caught in the wake of her perfect storm.
2. The Mormon church teaches that their god Elohim was born amidst a dirty thunder residue that was left hanging around the atmosphere after a mysterious celestial being decided to play a trick on his enemy. It is now illegal in the state of Utah, or any other place where large groups of Mormons congregate, to leave a Dirty Thunder unattended to. This means that the poor sap unfortunate enough to be left standing in the midst of a Dirty Thunder must use his nasal passage to alleviate the atmosphere of all the leftover event. If one is found not abiding by this law in the state of Utah, they could face felony punishment of up to $50,000 in fines and or up to 3 months imprisonment.
2. The Mormon church teaches that their god Elohim was born amidst a dirty thunder residue that was left hanging around the atmosphere after a mysterious celestial being decided to play a trick on his enemy. It is now illegal in the state of Utah, or any other place where large groups of Mormons congregate, to leave a Dirty Thunder unattended to. This means that the poor sap unfortunate enough to be left standing in the midst of a Dirty Thunder must use his nasal passage to alleviate the atmosphere of all the leftover event. If one is found not abiding by this law in the state of Utah, they could face felony punishment of up to $50,000 in fines and or up to 3 months imprisonment.
by C.B. Radio August 17, 2010
Get the Dirty Thunder mug.When someone tries stealing your thunder when you are excitedly taking praise for something.
When someone tries to always outshine you.
When someone tries to always outshine you.
Example 1:
I climbed mount everest without mount picks or a jacket. What am amazing feat for me!
Thunder Thief would say to everyone "Oh yeh, i did it without shoes, food or oxygen!"
Example 2:
You would say something like this to a group of your friends "I made the best cookies today."
Thunder Thief would say "Whatever they were total garbage. They were crusty and gross."
Reply: You are such a Thunder Thief.
I climbed mount everest without mount picks or a jacket. What am amazing feat for me!
Thunder Thief would say to everyone "Oh yeh, i did it without shoes, food or oxygen!"
Example 2:
You would say something like this to a group of your friends "I made the best cookies today."
Thunder Thief would say "Whatever they were total garbage. They were crusty and gross."
Reply: You are such a Thunder Thief.
by Kerjner 1 December 20, 2010
Get the Thunder Thief mug.As the orgasm subsided, Allison let loose the Pink Thunder, gently rustling the hairs in Bob's goatee and frightening the cat.
by MTroadtripper September 14, 2011
Get the Pink Thunder mug.Victim: "Dude, i just beat my guy at a wrestling match, 6-3!"
Friend: "Congratulations!"
Thunder Stealer: "Yeah, well I pinned my guy."
Friend: "Congratulations!"
Thunder Stealer: "Yeah, well I pinned my guy."
by Disius Ramirez December 1, 2011
Get the Thunder Stealer mug.When one is sitting down in the bathtub and farts. Making stinky bubbles arise from the water passing out the back of the ass or between the legs and balls tickling the balls and or vagina, and creating a thundering blast against the tub.
As mike was sitting in the bathtub he farted, creating a thundering noise against the tub for everyone to hear, and also creating stinky bubbles that imersed through the sides of his balls and to the surface of the water. Creating Thunder Bubbles.
by JonnySahls May 22, 2010
Get the Thunder Bubbles mug.when douche baggery extends beyond all reason in such a violent and crushing fashion a thunder clap is heard
Nate explained that he was forced to beat up his girlfriend because she made him do it. Nate exemplified being a thunder douche.
by Jaimez DIego Sanchez January 17, 2009
Get the thunder douche mug.John- "did you see the football game at Lake Region last night"
Jacob- "yea they were salad thunder as fuck"
Jacob- "yea they were salad thunder as fuck"
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