Thanksgiving

A day lot of people pretend to be grateful. Lots of people say they're grateful on Thanksgiving, or during a pandemic, while a few know how ungrateful they really are. A few know they're as much part of the problem as the Mexicans working long hours at the plant at minimum wage risking exposure to viruses from both animals and other people to get their bird to them.

A lot of people thank a healthcare worker during a pandemic, just like a lot of people would thank the Mexican dude that just dropped dead from working at the plant to get a turkey to a family on time for Thanksgiving dinner if they ever met the guy. The reality is people don't really care all that much about the efforts of other people. What's the point in pretending to? Let people know you're an ungrateful asshole like me, it's who you really are, ugly inside when nobody is looking.

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

Thanksgiving

You don't see many people eating Thanksgiving dinner with Indians. Would it be narcissistic of the Indians to say fuck these guys?

Indians don't feel the same way about Thanksgiving. They most likely wouldn't even feel welcome at a Thanksgiving dinner these days. Is the average family really grateful to the Indians?

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

Thanksgiving

You don't see many people eating Thanksgiving dinner with Indians. Would it be narcissistic of the Indians to say fuck these guys?

Indians don't feel the same way about Thanksgiving. They most likely wouldn't even feel welcome at a Thanksgiving dinner these days.

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

Hobo-Thanksgiving

Nothing says weirdness like keeping a can of cranberry sauce by the bed at night as a snack

After leaving the soup kitchen, Daniel made his way back to the homeless camp. That night he ate a Hobo-Thanksgiving.

by MC Busta October 07, 2016

Idaho Thanksgiving

Where your entire family participates is Idaho potato masher to make the mashed potatoes.

Friend: What you doing From thanks giving?
Me: im from Idaho we are having an Idaho Thanksgiving, do you want in?

by Player42069 December 16, 2021

Thanksgiving Pipeline

Think of the alaskan pipeline, but instead you freeze the turkey's neck and then use it as a dildo.

I can't wait to buy our thanksgiving turkey this year and do the Thanksgiving Pipeline to my girl's ass.

by Frozendildos69 November 07, 2020

Mexican Thanksgiving

The act of shoving a burrito up your anus proceeded by taking it out and eating.

Me and James are gonna have a Mexican Thanksgiving later tonight if you wanna join.

by 12inWeiner January 21, 2025