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shoulder with the kids

If someone is "shoulder with the kids", it's the opposite of hip with the kids. They're behind the times, lame-o, or droll.
You might be shoulder with the kids if you use the word "droll" and confidently know what it means.
Man, my mom is so shoulder with the kids.
by tentaclesandtea June 11, 2019
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Shoulder-rings

A version of earrings made by your shoulders. This is when you are so wound up and uptight that your shoulders will not relax and fall to their natural level. So therefore you have shoulder earrings!
Are you gonna wear hoop earrings or your shoulder-rings tonight? You gots to chill.
by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011
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Shoulder Walling

When someone has had too much to drink and lean against the wall with their shoulder and begins to walk using the wall for support.
Tommy: Dude, Rocco had way to much beer last night.
Justin: I know. He was shoulder walling on the way to his room.
by Rytha April 13, 2009
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Pork Shoulder

A sexual act wherein one partner, after application of copious amounts of lubrication to their armpit/s, keeps their arm to their side while a male partner porks their armpit. This act, while typically performed from backside, can be exectued as a front side maneuver and the resulting explosion may be relieved in the Porker's face.
Louk; I made a pork shoulder last night.
Tanr; Was it saucy?
by Zuppamon January 25, 2019
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Shoulder Touch

The “Shoulder Touch” is a flirty action, scientifically proven as Aaron said. You put your hand on a woman’s shoulder and seductively say “Hey”.
“You know about the shoulder touch?”
Of course I do, but uhh tell me anyway.”
“Tomorrow, find that girl, and walk up to her and be like: Hey.”
“You serious Uncle Aaron?”
“I’m telling you man it’s science.”
by zestyfr July 9, 2023
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brown shoulders

Someone who is way beyond brown-nosing. When an employee's nose is so far up the boss' ass, his shoulders get browned.
I thought terry the receptionist was a brown-nosing git. Then I heard he took the boss' dog to the groomer on his own lunch break and bought it a new collar with his own money. Brown shoulders!
by Yugemos September 23, 2013
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shoppers shoulder

When your shoulder becomes numb or hurt while carrying something on it, usually happening while shopping.
At the mall-
Maddie- "OMG, my shoulder hurts so freakin' bad, this bag is hella heavy!"

Taylor- "Guuuurl, you have shoppers shoulder!"
by singer201998 June 18, 2010
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