scratch-22

The relief and pleasure from scratching an itch you wish you didn't have.

It was a real scratch-22 as Dillon's eyes rolled back in his head while he vigorously scratched at the crabs he got from his mother.

by scratch-22 December 14, 2017

scratch meal

Quick meal thrown together with odd bits and bobs of food out of one’s fridge and cupboards (especially tinned).

“Sorry it’s only a scratch meal - I haven’t had time to cook properly?”

by LadyShady November 4, 2019

Chicken Scratch

1. an insulting, little amount of money

The bar wanted our band to play 3 hours for chicken scratch. We turned it down.

by sbs1890 November 2, 2021

Scratch Paper

Someone who has an obsessive amount of tattoos that cover their body and have no meaning.

you: did you see her new tattoo?
me: which one? she's a scratch paper.

by SCOUPZ October 11, 2019

Healthy Scratch

When you poop after eating a lot of roughage that didn't fully digest & the stools produce a scrape & scratch sensation as they pass through your sphincter.

I ate a kale salad quickly last night for dinner and maybe didn't chew it up enough because the healthy scratch I felt this morning looked like it was mostly caused by all the green in the bowl

by milpoolSK February 22, 2023

Booky scratch

Some cheap ass terrible weed

Man I got some damn Booky scratch!!

Ay nigga what kinda got damn Booky scratch is this shit mane

by Yung Braids December 5, 2022

Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation

Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"

by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011