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The Jade Palace Special

The act of violently yanking cheap Chinese anal beads out of your partner's anus and then whipping them in the head with it all in one fluid motion.
She said she was into BDSM so I tied her up and gave that bitch The Jade Palace Special.
by biggestpapi December 20, 2017
mugGet the The Jade Palace Specialmug.

Palace guard

A tampon, whose lodged presence is unbeknown to you in the heat of passion, preventing any entry to Fuckingham Palace......
Things got dirty with Janice the other night after Cinderella Rockafellers, was just about to pop my finger in and was thwarted by a "Palace Guard"....If I'd have known at the start of the night I wouldnt have spent all my cash on WKD!
by cheffykins April 23, 2011
mugGet the Palace guardmug.

NIGGA PALACE

Το σπιτι του νικολα τσογγου στην κρεμαστη
Ο τσογγος μας καλεσε σπιτι του σημερα ?
Στης γιαγιας του ?
Οχι στο NIGGA PALACE
by Vasilopipas July 14, 2020
mugGet the NIGGA PALACEmug.

Book Palace

The correct and more entertaining term for a "library."
Derek was on his way to the Mildred Johnson Book Palace when he saw someone had misspelled "book palace" as "l-i-b-r-a-r-y"
by Kurtz24 April 12, 2012
mugGet the Book Palacemug.

stink palace

1. I have to go really bad, but there is a long line to get in the stink palace.

2. There is always something written on the walls of the Stink Palace
by Battousai22 October 28, 2013
mugGet the stink palacemug.

lantern palace

completely disgrace from shitty managers to underpaid staff.
“are you looking forward to your shift at the lantern palace.”
funny joke.”
by sgmcaspchgm September 4, 2022
mugGet the lantern palacemug.

Jesus Chicken Palace

by skylarcoy April 8, 2021
mugGet the Jesus Chicken Palacemug.

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