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counter thrust

When the sex is so awkward that the girl starts counter thrusting...
Me: Amy was the worst sex I’ve ever had.
Friend: Why?
Me: She was a counter thruster.
by Heishappy123 April 20, 2019
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Counter-Banter

(Verb)
If one ‘Counter-Banters’, it is the action of deciding not to take part in some casual banter that a mate is having with you; it is to kill an exchange of banter stone-dead.
“Ah that’s a shame, I was only being sarcastic and trying to have a laugh, instead you decided to take the matter seriously and shut me down. That was a real case of counter-bantering.”
by Monstermunch2003 June 16, 2020
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counter hog

Counter hog is someone who takes up space at counter for a long time,not allowing other people or friends to use it when there is plenty of room. The overuse of a shared counter.

When you're at a coffee house and need to put sugar,milk, etc in your coffee or tea there is a big counter where you go to to get it. If it takes a person more than 45 seconds to complete their coffee order, they are a counter hog.

When you're on vacation with friends, or away somewhere getting ready. usually woman, but sometimes men can be counter hogs too. There are usually a lot of people that need to get ready to go somewhere, bachelorette party, weding,etc. The person that takes a long time and doesn't share the "get ready" space.
Jim said "OMG, I was at Starbucks today and just wanted to put a little milk in my coffee and had to wait for over 2 minutes for the counter hog to leave."

Kate said "I was doing my make up in the big bathroom, but Stacey kept using her blowdryer to do her hair so I couldn't finish getting ready in there."

Kelly said "God, Stacey is such a counter hog! "
by Tanya Coffee May 23, 2013
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Counter-Yoink

The Counter-Yoink is an exceedingly rare version of a yoink allowing the yoinked party to counter the effects of a yoink, provided the initial yoink has not been fully completed.
I was trying to yoink that puck from him, but he totally counter-yoinked me.
by anon1293844 May 17, 2020
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Counter-Drift

The act of countering another cars drift.

Accurately predicting another racers drift line and taking an alternate route to prevent a collision or achieve an overtake.

Accurately predicting another racers drift line and taking an alternate route that crosses at greater speed at a later or earlier point, effectively countering their line. Used for overtaking and collision prevention.
I almost hit him, good thing I counter-drifted.
by DiGiTaL DOPE September 2, 2018
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counter-brunch

a meal lovingly and proudly described in great detail in response to a meal lovingly and proudly described in great detail for the purpose of arousing jealousy.
I talked to Kay about my runny eggs, and got hit with an epic counter-brunch. I'm so hungry.
by counterbruncher August 4, 2014
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Counter-burn

By making a statement to counter a roast from a person.
My friend roasts the teacher, but the teacher made a counter-burn that made my friend shut up.
by Talibum11 April 20, 2018
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