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climb boulders

a way to tell someone you aren't doing something they ask OR telling someone to go fuck off and get away from you, essentially another way of telling someone to go kick rocks.
timmy: yo johnny how bout you stop by kwikmart and get me a sixer of miller lite before you go to danielles?
johnny: uhh how bout you go climb some boulders.

Mom: hey son can you do your laundry and clean the dishes since i let you live here for free
Son: go climb boulders bitch
by danny_boi November 20, 2007
mugGet the climb bouldersmug.

Boulder doof

Fuck yeah, high and at on boulder doof
by Thereelp July 15, 2025
mugGet the Boulder doofmug.

boulder bay

what the bottom of your toliet looks like after a crap.
you dropped so many rocks in the shitter, it looks like a boulder bay now.
by cythebeerguy October 8, 2016
mugGet the boulder baymug.

Boulder Boobies

Boobies so hard it could crush a human
"Daniel has some might boulder boobies!"
"Yeah I could tell with half of your face gone... "
by Surfmad February 6, 2022
mugGet the Boulder Boobiesmug.

water around the boulder

Wanting to avoid answering a particular question or speaking about a particular subject, but still trying to be respectful enough to give an honest answer, even if it is a little bullshit.
Even though there are still 10 weeks left in the 2018-2019 NFL season, will Patrick Mahomes be the league MVP? "He's doing a good job but still has a lot to learn. Also, I know you had to ask that question so I'm just trying to put some water around the boulder.
by Pseudonym? November 12, 2018
mugGet the water around the bouldermug.

Boulder Highway Barbie

A common slang term used to describe many of the prostitutes that walk along Boulder highway in Las Vegas, NV.
GUY 1: holy shit, why does that girl walking across the street look like a trainwreck?

GUY 2: Bro, that's a boulder highway Barbie......
by BHsi August 6, 2017
mugGet the Boulder Highway Barbiemug.

dirt boulder

I had a baked dirt boulders for dinner.
by Qqjnyy April 20, 2021
mugGet the dirt bouldermug.

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