Stealth mission

A stealth mission is an assignment that requires you to be stealth in order to have an advantage.

Trying to get close to an objective without being discovered.usually during a stealth mission.

by Passwords 69 July 6, 2018

Stealth Wealth

Stealth wealth is the practice of keeping your true wealth hidden from others — even friends and family members.

John is a classic example of stealth wealth, he drives around in a used older Kia while wearing hoodies and jeans, yet he has thousands of dollars stashed in the bank.

by LadyOrion February 13, 2018

stealth mode

To change from using your work email (which is probably being monitored) to an internet based email account so that you can continue emailing without being detected.

'Lads, my work email keeps blocking that romance picture you keep trying to send me, I've had enough, I'm switching to stealth mode to continue the banterage'.

by The Yam August 9, 2006

stealth mohammed

When you have a turtle head poking and you pull a mooney, and no-one notices the stealthy turtle head mohammed excrement.

I was in my car on the motorway, and i pulled a mooney, the guy was proper wrecked and did'nt relise it was a stealth mohammed!!!!!111!!!!1!

by Perrald August 7, 2006

stealth bomber

noun- One who, when defecating in a stall, tries to be unseen and unheard either due to embarassment or for the adrenaline rush. See stealth bomb(noun) and stealth bombing (verb)

Erik: I know Todd is in there.. I can smell it. I hear him holding it back but some farts come out.. but I can't see his feet?

Ramit: Oh..they are raised up under the stall.... he's a stealth bomber.

Erik: Ah...

by Rudy Ratrace October 27, 2005

stealth mode

Involves moving across the office in utter silence, utilising a deadly efficient walking method where you feet hardly touch the ground.

People can't see you move when you use Stealth Mode.

"One minute I was alone in the cubicle, then Bilbo Bog was in there with me staring at my genitals."

"He must have used Stealth Mode"

by Anonymous March 7, 2003

Stealth Torpedo

When you're having a one night stand and the girl's performance is lacking and unsatisfiying you leave a Stealth Torpedo in order to let her know to step up her game. After the unsatisfying sexual experience the unimpressed man takes a shit in the bed of the girl while she is in the bathroom or shower after her poor showing in the horizontal tango. Then the man dresses quickly and leaves before she comes back into the room. If the man is a brave soldier than he will sit outside her window in order to hear the anger/repulsion coming from her bedroom as she discovers the torpedo has struck her bed with a direct hit which usually results in a hearty belly laugh coming from the male.

Tom was so unimpressed with Sarah's performance in bed, he had to give her a stealth torpedo to let her know to try a little harder next time.

by M. Sill Squared January 21, 2009