by Sarhrgsardhddsx April 4, 2020
Get the Noahmug. A Noah is normally the smartest person you'll probably ever know. He usually loves memes, games, shows, and history. He is normally brutally honest and can be upset easily if you make a shitty move, but is very forgiving. He attracts most girls who aren't assholes with his jokes, But most people look ag him as an outcast just like him and his friends. A Noah is usually a great leader who can overcome anything. He and his outcast friends will probably save your ass someday and it might be very unexpected. Noah and most of his friends are pretty chill and funny, looked at as outcast by the "popular" assholes, and can kick ass. He normally will have a righthand man who is his best friend who is very loyal, can kick ass, and acts quiet when alone. Most of his friends like memes, and video games. Noah means "Rest" in hebrew, Most Noah's rest all the time during their spare time. Most Noah's learn things very fast through books, memes, shows, movies and comics. They normally hate Normies and hate people who are full of themselves, Although some of his friends are full of themselves. Noah's are usually destined as leaders or will have very nice jobs. Noah's normally end up living a bizarre life, same with most of his friends.
"Cool" Kid 1: Fuck it's a stupid Noah! Noah is too smart for me! So you guys better act like dicks to him or I'll stop being your friend.
"Cool" Kid 2: SIR, YES, SIR!
Noah*To Cool kids*: Fuck off , fortnite boi.
"Cool" kid 2: Jeez what did I do too you!
Noah: Well, You tried to steal my wallet asshole. So why wouldn't I say that?
Memer Girl: Hey, it's Noah! He's sooooooo funny! I wanna date him!
Normie Girl: Ewww Noah is a nerdy dick, Why would you like him!?!?!
Memer girl: stfu vsco asshole.
Kid: Why are you so loyal to Noah.
Noah's friend: Cause why not?
"Cool" Kid 2: SIR, YES, SIR!
Noah*To Cool kids*: Fuck off , fortnite boi.
"Cool" kid 2: Jeez what did I do too you!
Noah: Well, You tried to steal my wallet asshole. So why wouldn't I say that?
Memer Girl: Hey, it's Noah! He's sooooooo funny! I wanna date him!
Normie Girl: Ewww Noah is a nerdy dick, Why would you like him!?!?!
Memer girl: stfu vsco asshole.
Kid: Why are you so loyal to Noah.
Noah's friend: Cause why not?
by adherence1000 December 29, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah loves chicken and loves Naia more than chicken
Guy 1 "what are you thinking"
Noah "I only have Naia on my mind"
Guy 1 "what are you thinking"
Noah "I only have Naia on my mind"
by Negro6781 December 19, 2022
Get the Noahmug. He is the weirdest person you will meet in middle school. Yet EVERYONE(yes even the boys-) has a DAMNED CRUSH ON HIM!!! He's hispanic, curly haired, wears the "fAnCy" glasses. He is also the guy that's like-"Oh, I'm not looking for a relationship right now..." GOOD JOB!
Simp1- hey Noah..
Noah-what?
Simp1-I kind of li-
Simp2-Bitch Move
Army of Simps- PAVE THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
Noah-what?
Simp1-I kind of li-
Simp2-Bitch Move
Army of Simps- PAVE THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
by Melly Jelly March 9, 2023
Get the Noahmug. by the quirkiest October 19, 2019
Get the Noahmug. A Noah is the type of person that you never want to let go of especially if you are a girl he is smart, funny and freakishly athletic and good looking with blue eyes and skin like a Snapchat filter he is sometimes awkward to talk to but that's because he keeps many secrets but if he wants to he can steal your girl other boys don't like him because the girl they like likes him and every time they try to outshine him he outshines them in everyway
by Brooklyn30 March 17, 2020
Get the Noahmug. He is funny and sometimes annoying he loves goofing around. He can be quite the player when it comes to girls but he loves his girl
by Ellbellbob123 August 19, 2018
Get the Noahmug.