peruvian mudslide

A long held ritual and common cultural practice found in the andes mountains of peru. In this act of sexual degradation the male partner bends over his female counterpart and inserts his penis in between her butt cheeks much like a hot dog. (Note* It is important for the male to be worked up for he must be ready to ejaculate instantaneously). Once this position is set, the man then punches the woman beneath him in the stomach and makes her fart. The force created by her farting is said to release the ultimate male satisfaction.

My girlfriend dumped me because I asked her if I could perform a peruvian mudslide.

by Prichar August 17, 2006

THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE

The Mississippi Mudslide is when a man has projectile diarrhea and during sex he must sits on a womans face and proceed to defecate on the womans face causing the poop to slide the womans face and body. This will look something like a mudslide

Dan i was sick yesterday and Sarah came over and was really horny and while she was licking my nuts i accidentally gave her THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE

by mikehunt92 December 9, 2010

banana mudslide

it is when you’re getting scissorfucked in the anas by a bulldyke with a banana shaped dildo

lastnights banana mudslide was epic

by banana mudslide March 1, 2018

Oregon mudslide

Using a vibrator for anal on a girl until she shits herself

Last night I gave the wife the ole Oregon mudslide

by MudDoMaGee June 1, 2021

Mexican Mudslide

When you’re out of toilet paper so to clean off your ass, you take a quick shower to wash off the residue.

Rent was due and I can’t afford toilet paper so I had to settle for Mexican mudslides after every deuce I dropped this week.

by Kingsley Punkin September 11, 2020

Tillamook Mudslide

When anal sex triggers massive diarrhea on the part of the receiver. So entitled because the resulting spray of shit, lube, and cum resembles the namesake ice cream.

Chad was taking Allie up the backside and thought it was the best ever until he unclogged her colon and got a Tillamook mudslide all over his bed.

by Dawber=Turkoglu August 2, 2022

Hazelnut mudslide

Ejaculating into your partner's anus after anal intercourse. Then said partner runs to the bathroom to let the hazelNUT mudslide flow into the porcelain throne.

Hey babe want to get wet and wild tonight since the kids are away?
Babe: Sure, but what new position do you want to try out this time?
Guy: I've actually always wanted to give you a hazelnut mudslide.

by Wetterandwilder May 10, 2023