The beautiful act of sliding pineapple slices down the crack of another man's buttocks, whilst eating a can of raw spam, trading it between the sweetened anus and your mouth multiple times. Once the spam is completely consumed, both lovers cram the tainted pineapple slices into the opposite partner's mouth. Open a secondary can of spam, and insert via a condom into the partners anal cavity, and afterwards taking a long nude walk along the beach. The spam must remain inside the entire time to incubate, until you are ready to eject it (be sure that any spam that trickles out of the condom be placed back inside).
by Sanguine7 June 22, 2016
Get the Hawaiian hot pocketmug. Carly let me do a virgina hot pocket on her.
I tried a virginia hot pocket but my shit was to watery.
I tried a virginia hot pocket but my shit was to watery.
by Teacher0209 January 9, 2014
Get the virginia hot pocketmug. Jared: Hey, dude what kind of hot pocket is that?
Leo: Ham and che-...GOD DAMN IT JARED! I HAVE HOT POCKET JIZZ ALL OVER MY SHIRT!
Leo: Ham and che-...GOD DAMN IT JARED! I HAVE HOT POCKET JIZZ ALL OVER MY SHIRT!
by HotPocketsXD July 6, 2013
Get the Hot Pocket jizzmug. A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.
Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. Bro I drank too much before taking that girl home last night, I accidentally gave her a Golden Hot Pocket.
by The Pee Man March 28, 2019
Get the Golden Hot Pocketmug. when a guy shoves a basketball into a girls vagina, steals her handbag, loses custody of his child, and then gets shot by the police
by anonymous October 7, 2023
Get the nigga hot pocketmug. by magic mahoney April 17, 2020
Get the Cambodian hot pocketmug.