by PaperMKOTR January 25, 2018
The greeting a new guy gets as an inmate at the prison on Rikers Island, NYC; in other words, he is sodomized.
by Doesn't Shake Hands November 07, 2011
A quite objectionable move usually performed by an intoxicated male on an unwitting female in which he slides his hand down the back of her pants, continues moving his hand past her ass and through her legs eventually reaching around frontside to grab her vagina.
The phrase is derived from the only person who could possibly get away with such an offensive action, the Captain.
The phrase is derived from the only person who could possibly get away with such an offensive action, the Captain.
Man #1: "Why did that chick slap John Paul across the face?"
Man #2: "He tried to give her the Captain's handshake"
Man #1: "Makes sense"
Man #2: "He tried to give her the Captain's handshake"
Man #1: "Makes sense"
by The Gov'nor June 25, 2011
The act of slapping someone on their lower back where their kidneys are located. Basically like a body glove, but targeting the kidneys.
by Long_Smelly_Cobb June 14, 2019
Guy 1: Last night I got out of the shower and my wife grabbed my dick and gave me a Brooklyn Handshake.
Guy 2: Awesome, man!
Guy 2: Awesome, man!
by Mr. CharLIT October 30, 2017
A social faux pas in which you stroke the other party's palm with your index finger during a normal handshake. Can be seen as a sexual advance and it just feels really creepy. Go ahead, try it on someone.
The dignitaries at the UN were disgusted when Tom stealthily caressed the Japanese ambassador's hand with a gay handshake.
by Wingman, 1st Degree August 08, 2006
by BHN April 20, 2006