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Red Hulk

To "Red Hulk" Is to cry like a little bitch long enough that your face gets red and puffy, and every one laughs at you for being a massive "puss-puss and you cry even harder, like a little bitch.
In some cases, it happens to teens, 13 and up.
Happens to Prisoners the first time they go to/Gets raped at Jail.
Has a Long lasting effect when Pale skinned.
Example One
Guy 1: Hey man, did you see Michael?
Guy 2: Why, What happened?
Guy 1: He's crying like a bitch!
Guy 2: Should we help him?
Guy 1: FUCK DAT SHIT! let's laugh at him!
Guy 2: 'Aight
Example Two
Guy 1: Did you see that fine ass on the new prisoner?
Guy 2: Yeaaah, He's going to Red Hulk when i get ahold of his ass
by Mr360Kicks February 7, 2014
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Hulk-shit

When a person freaks out about something silly, and becomes somewhat physically violent. as if the Incredible Hulk went ape-shit... that's how hard they are freaking out.

Such an offender will begin by bringing the incident up (usually something like a pest being seen last week or the offender forgetting his keys) then (s)he will begin to scream blind accusatory statements at you. As you make your way to the door to leave, the offender will try to physically remove you from the house that you are currently leaving by pushing you and hitting you...
Jon: "What's the matter with you bro?"

John: "I went home to pick up my book and my room mate went Hulk-shit on me about the house 'smelling funny'. I told him I didn't have time to talk and I didn't think it was a big deal but he started Freaking out. He turned green and started throwing shit everywhere!"
by hyperkriegs December 3, 2011
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incredible hulk

v. While having sex, you choke your partner until his/her face turns green.
'Hey I heard your girl was in the hospital for oxygen deprivation, dude.'

"Yeah, I keep telling her, but shes way too into incredible hulking every night."
by synaesthesia86 January 29, 2009
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Hulk Fist

Fisting, but with those "Hulk handsnd at your local Retailer.Fisting
by Daniel Porter October 13, 2003
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Incredible Hulk

When sex gets so intense, you get muscle cramps and spasms.
Last night i went incredible hulk on this bitch! Im still sore!
by SlipperyD November 14, 2013
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Hulk Smash

To smash the table with a fist while playing beer pong knocking over several cups, usually the persons own cups.
Guy 1: Did you see Bryan hulk smash the table last night? He knocked over 5 of his own cups.
Guy 2: Yeah I did, that doesn't seem like a good strategy.
by Beerpong_101 May 26, 2011
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Hulk Smash

The act of slamming both fists (hammer fist style) down on a woman's ass cheeks as you climax while having sex doggy style.
by Unnoble December 12, 2012
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