Chair-jacked

To get out of your chair and walk away to do something and come back and someone is in/has taken your chair.

Dude, what the heck I walked away to go get a drink of water and you chair-jacked me.

by Nate Kampe January 23, 2009

chair wanker

Typically found in groups, people who go to music festivals and set up near the stage with deckchairs, inflatable sofas or picnic blankets and expect everyone to leave a big gap around them. Often can be found not even using aforementioned items.

"Hey did you enjoy the Isle of Wight Festival?"
"Sure, but there was chair wankers everywhere!"

by Wighteggy June 12, 2019

Chair Sit

When you're so drunk that you have to just sit in a chair for a while and watch the party. Then you rally and get up an hour later. It doesn't count if you puke.

He was so drunk he did 3 chair sits last night.

by Chairsitcity November 26, 2011

Chair Rubbing

The act of using a chair as a form of masturbation for men and women.

My favourite type of pleasure is "Chair Rubbing"

by UncleSans May 19, 2016

cpby chair

cpby chair

A foldable chair that is covered in glass

Them: Yo why does that chair have glass all over it!?

Everyone else: cpby chair!

by Let'sTalkDictionary October 24, 2023

chair moistener

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.

"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."

by daveuk123 April 14, 2021

chair it up

used in heated situations meaning to settle down

For Christ sake I wasn't going to steal it, so chair it up man!

by jorgepj September 05, 2006