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Canada

what is a canada
by cheesy toes April 26, 2019
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Canada

That part of America that just couldn’t be bothered to tag along when we rebelled against the British. After this, America and Britain fought over this land on numerous occasions (Maine border disputes, lake of the Woods map mistake, 54’40 or fight) yet Britain still held on to it for 200 years. Unlike America, Canadian independence was a gradual process, not an immediate one. It was granted increased autonomy and full independence in 1982.
America and Canada should never have been separated. Culturally we are very similar, we are located on the same continent, and unlike America’s southern border, all you’ll find dividing America and Canada are painted lines on roads, flower pots, and the border runs right through a few towns. Stark contrast to America’s southern border, just proves US and Canada are alike enough to trust each other.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 4, 2021
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Canada

the country were you can almost kill some one in hockey and hug afterwards
god Canada is great no article 13 or brexit
by onecanadianguy April 8, 2019
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Canada

one of the nicest (by reputation and by real) country and the 2nd hugest.No, we don't own a moose, no we don't live in an igloo, no we aren't ashamed to love a little bit too much maple syrup. yes, we think that America is a little bit crazy on the corner but we still love you! (BUT NOT THE CHEETO ONE!)it doesn't snow 24/7 here... it's 9/24. I'm just kidding! but we have Keanu reeves,céline Dion, Ryan Renold, Ryan Rosling (so much Ryan...)
we also have Justin Beiber, but NVM this one...
focus on Shawn Mendes.
and yes, we say sorry a lot, and we have bagged milk and free health care.

ps DONT PET GEESE!
Paul: "my cousin lives in America, whenever they go on a trip to another country with school, they put Canada tags on their bags and their clothes."
jack:" what are they doing that?"
paul; "cause Canada have a reputation to treat people well, and a good reputation goes with a good service!"
jack; "well that's rough...for them I mean"
by that_canadian_dino October 24, 2020
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Canada

Canadian 1: Canada is the best! We are all so nice!
Canadian 2: Sad our land doesnt exist
by Obama's N-word Pass October 24, 2019
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Canada

Whats that big thing above the U.S.A. Oh it’s Canada
by Crunchy_Toast February 3, 2021
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Canada!

Great place...Best place.......THE ABSOLUTE BEST PLACE!!! I love it so much! It has great food, great healthcare, great people and just all around AWESOME!
American: Where are we. This place is beautiful. And the food. The food is delicious. Way better than our american food.
2nd American: Canada! I wish I lives here. You know what? I will.
by F_I_N_N_I_A_N May 31, 2019
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