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the darkling

the hottest and the most fantastic villain ever
“i will strip away all that you know, all that you love, until you have no shelter but me”- the darkling, ruin and rising
by darklina September 19, 2020
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the dark side

liars about having cookies
evil dude: "Come over to the dark side, we have cookies"
some guy: "ok"

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some guy: "hey where are the cookies?!??!!!?!"
evil dude: "its the dark side, what did you expect"
by FTWbasharDGKinfected December 23, 2009
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saves the day

by viv December 5, 2003
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the angle of the dangle

the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat, provided that the maxis of the axis, and the gravity of the cavity, remain constant.
in algebra, the angle of the dangle (x) is necessary to find y (the heat of the meat) provided tht the maxis of the axis (graphing in y=mx+b) and the gravity of the cavity (solving inequalities) remain constant. if you use this in algebra and you have a dirty mind, i guarantee you will get an a, this helped me pass algebra whe i was in high school!!
by 69fuckyou420 May 29, 2011
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First of the Day

First of the day, is actually the first drink of the day. Usually this is centered around, if in College, one waking up and instinctively grabbing beer instead of breakfast first. In other circles, this runs along the lines of taking your flask, mickey, 26er, or other bottles of liquor and swigging it - in those cases it can occur anytime during the day, preferably earlier from 8:30 AM - 1:00 PM. Continued drinking to follow.

However this term does not only apply to those who like alcohol, the term can also be used for drug use, wake and bake is synonymous with first of the day. Basically any intoxicating substance can be applied, though as a general rule alcohol is the main one considered.
From Easy Rider:

Jack Nicholson's character along with Dennis Hopper's and Peter Fonda's have just been released from the county lock up. Nicholson pulls out a mickey of Jim Beam and states,

"Here's the first of the day fellas. To ol' D.H. Lawrence."

He then swigs the Jim Beam and in a knee-jerk reaction lifts one arm and moves it like a chicken with a seizure. He makes a sound that echoes within the group,

"YA!!!!! ni-ni-ni-fu-fu-fu-gaahhhh... Indians."
by Jimblor April 7, 2009
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Performing oral sex on a male. "dangling" is a reference to the male genitalia "at rest".
We were going out for dinner and a movie. We ended up "eating at the "dangling diner"".
by pugwamp April 9, 2009
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A stub in the dark

When walking somewhere you often walk in the dark, you stub your toe on something which is not usually there, or was only recently put there.
I had a stub in the dark last night, when I got up to go to the toilet and stubbed my toe on the coffee table which my girlfriend had moved earlier that the day.
by Fred Invisible October 24, 2010
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