the act of pulling out your phone only to pretend that your gonna text someone to prevent looking like a lonely loser
uhg where are these guy, i always get here first, ehh i gotta possum text i dont want to look like a loner
by crcguy October 18, 2010
Get the possum textmug. 1. Someone who's texts while walking,and constantly bumps into stuff not noticing any surroundings until the text is sent.
2. Someone who texts while driving, going about 5-10 miles an hour down a 40 m/h road.
2. Someone who texts while driving, going about 5-10 miles an hour down a 40 m/h road.
Micheal was texting his girlfriend while walking and ran into a bush, and kept walking, he is such a text zombie!
Steve was texting his mom while driving and went 10 miles an hour what a text zombie!
Steve was texting his mom while driving and went 10 miles an hour what a text zombie!
by Aaron Chak June 30, 2008
Get the text zombiemug. by XxILYxX February 25, 2009
Get the texting thumbmug. When a person texts someone of the opposite sex that they are interested in. Usually the text is of a sexual or flirtatious nature and causes the individual texting to get a unique smirk across their face.
Bob: Hey look at Jim's face! He must be texting that girl he just met last night!
Garry: Bob how do you know that?
Bob: Garry look at his face, he's got one of those stupid text smirks!
Garry: Bob how do you know that?
Bob: Garry look at his face, he's got one of those stupid text smirks!
by CraziPali November 26, 2009
Get the text smirkmug. Texting like a fiend; when you are typing so furiously that you might injure yourself or break your phone.
by sistasparkle January 6, 2012
Get the meth-textingmug. Matt: Have you heard from Uncle T today?
Big Chris: Nah, you might wanna shoot a text to him.
Matt: K, thanks butty!
Big Chris: Nah, you might wanna shoot a text to him.
Matt: K, thanks butty!
by coalcase1 October 27, 2009
Get the shoot a textmug.