by hjj256 October 26, 2020
by Tequila wednesday December 29, 2022
A tequila mile is when you run a full mile on a track and after every lap you take a tequila shot and keep going.
by professionalcapper July 29, 2023
The only words to describe the tequila hoes are hoe HOE AND HOOOOOOEEEE! They hate tequila but love vodka. The prettiest nicest girls you’ll ever meet. Main hobby is hooking up with boys. I️Ts very hard for them to do since they are too good for everyone.
by Brook Mimi Tina May 05, 2018
The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.
My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.
by JAB32 January 28, 2023
When your significant other is so drunk they think they have to whisper, though it's just as loud as when they're talking. Their hot, drunk breath feels like death incarnate against your skin.
by AC_Megadeth May 27, 2019
Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.
After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.
by 0RELLIK0 August 09, 2022