tab abuse

When you pick up the tab for someone and their simple request turns into a dozen expensive things.

"When we go to the bar and he picks up the tab he limits us to tap beer but when I pick up the tab he insists on getting $10 martinis."
"That us such tab abuse, tell his ass he can buy his own drinks."

A common tab abuse situation.
"I forgot my purse at home, will you buy me a pack of gum and maybe a pack of smokes?"
"Sure."
"Sweet! In that case, I also need another pack of smokes, two frozen pizzas, some chips, a six pack, a box of tampons, and a bottle of vodka...oh and some orange juice..."

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Tabbed out

The state of euphoric, apathetic bliss you find yourself in after injesting large amounts of tabs.

Dan: Is Andy in a coma?
Caleb: No man, he ate a bunch of lortab.
Dan: Shit son, that kid is tabbed out.

by G-piece October 13, 2006

tab clap

also known as "tabbing". When someone starts clapping several seconds before the rest of the group. Tabbing can also refer to when a person starts clapping when it is not appropriate or while someone else is talking.

person: "and in conclusion..."
person doing the tab clap: "CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP"

by PlAcEpErSoN July 13, 2011

tab poaching

When a person works in someone else's excel tab and screws up the workload.

1. "Hey quit tab poaching! You're screwing up all my work!!"

2. "He is such a tab poacher. He has no idea which sheet he is supposed to be working from."

by Rickard Nilsson June 27, 2008

damnit tab

A small plastic tab that holds electronics together so that they cannot be easily dismantled without breaking the tabs. When the tabs are broken, it usually prompts the person doing the dismantling to say "damnit" hence the name "damnit tab"

While dismantling the telephone, I broke the damnit tabs which led me to say damnit.

by The Incredible Dan March 6, 2007

jack the tab

subculture slang for ingesting LSD

I've got some white clinical blotter! do you wanna jack the tab?

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Tab out

To masturbate whilst watching porn on the internet with other tabs open.

Sam- (On Facebook chat)Where are you at, John?

John- Ah, I just had a wonderful tab out. It felt fucking amazing. It took so long that my cawck almost fell off.

Sam- ....what?

by Mufasadickdemon September 9, 2011