Child support payment

The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with the delusional bitch who claims poverty, while simultaneously driving a BMW. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actuallysupporting your children, the child support payment is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Or you drop dead from the realization you'll be making these payments for years. Whichever comes first.

Loan officer: Sorry, but your child support payment has turned your debt-to-income ratio upside down and we cannot offer you a mortgage. Or a new car. Or anything that requires repayment.

by Grant Rampus July 6, 2016

support the artist

what music fans(usually assholes) say because they dont like to get music for free from programs such aslimewire or bittorrent
these people would rather spend 20 dollars on cd's(this money supports the artist) for the artist to live well and the music fan lives like shit why would a music fan support thier favorite artist when the artist has lots of money, they dont need more you know?

person a)i just downloaded tons of song on limewire!!!this sure bets the hell outof paying for music thank god for limewire

person b)fuck you asshole limewire is ilegal i support the artist by buying thier cds for 20 bucks each im broke but my favorite artist is rich so im happy my money will inspire him to make more songs

person a) yeah for people like me to download for free

by TiTyRon September 15, 2009

IT Support

See 'Dave'

'Oh I need some IT support.'

'Daves the man for the job'

by DesignerAsh October 13, 2011

support boner

When you you're so happy for a bro who hooked up with an attractive girl that you have a boner.

"Dude Amanda is fucking hot. Totally sporting a support boner right now, good job man"

by Milhau5 October 9, 2014

hood support

Being supported for being in the hood

Me: Hey, I've joined the "hood"...
Friend: Cool, do you need anything?
Me: Well yeah, I could have some support and encouragement
Friend:Well you can count on my "hood support"

by DOGE IN THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD March 12, 2017

Heart support

A wonderful organization that likes to talk about mental heath and to let you know you are NOT alone

I watched heart support talk about a topic awhile ago

by Oreo._the_rabbit July 29, 2018

drumming up support

increasing support for something

He did a great job drumming up support for the move among the sales people.

by ae485 April 14, 2014