Shmonion

When your significant other tickles your ass.

"He shmonioned me in the kitchen"
"My rump was shmonioned"

by diatome September 10, 2012

simon drugs

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by plushmon May 31, 2018

Simonized

To get fucked over; When a bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves the 7-10.

Bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves a solid 7-10; "You got Simonized"
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.

by CougarSlayers December 27, 2018

Simonee

A Girl who is crazy AF!! She won't let anyone talk stuff about her because she will automatically say something back and she is very smart and she is very beautiful with Long brown curly hair and she will throw some punches if she needs to! she cares a lot about her friends and family

Boy: Yoooo carl just got beat up by a girl
Girl: that was simonee haha

by heyyyy :3 January 20, 2019

Simonised

Pure shite!

"How did your coupon do at the weekend?"
"Argh, it was simonised"

"How was your meal in the mosset?"
"Simonised"

by Dbhoy February 22, 2019

Simona Tsaparis

A girl so gracious and lovely that she normally comes across as sassy but she's not.

Person 1: Wow, look at that girl! I bet she is super rude and-
Person 2: That's my friend, Simona Tsaparis! She's like, totally awesome *Stalks away to go join Tsparis*

by Zoe Clarké January 7, 2020

shmonga

Noun: any sized pet, cuddly and cute or otherwise, expressing or not a need of attention, petting, patting(booshing), or comforting in any form.

Look at this cute little shmonga, I'm gonna boosh that shmonga.

by Bad Mr Kenny April 8, 2020