Stooling Stool

Noun :

1. A generic or knock-off Squatty Potty ; Usually in the form of a small footstool.

2. A homemade Squatty Potty

$40? Forget that Squatty Potty ! I'm getting me a stooling stool at Walmart!

by Ibuddy66 June 02, 2018

Stooling Stool

An alternative or homemade Squatty Potty, usually in the form of a small step stool, that is used to aid in producing a bowel movement.

Why would I spend $12 on that thing when I could get this stooling stool for $4?

Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!

by Ibuddy66 June 09, 2018

Stool palace

A place infested with lower class dole merchants. Somewhere that If it was ever nuked one wouldn’t really mind that much

“My goodness portlaoise is such a stool palace” exclaimed jebediah
“Agreed “ said pablo

by Not Ian Paisley December 01, 2021

five legged stool

When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.

Gretchen always says boring and unrelated things at lunch.

Yeah, she's such a five legged stool

by brasswings April 03, 2015

Spectacle Of Stool

Fancy alternative to "Shit Show"

I must declare that when I have a chance to be social, it often becomes a Spectacle Of Stool.

by bad_grammir_for_real December 02, 2015

choad stools

The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.

I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.

by Jack Tors April 24, 2009

Stool

What you pick up when you are losing in a bar fight.

:Oh man i was getting fucked up by some dude at the bar but then i picked up a fucking stool and bashed his head in

by Stool Man September 26, 2022