Stool Spider

Noun: the result of an upside down stool being occupied by four persons. (A spider has eight legs, four stool legs times two legs per human equals eight legs, arms are crossed removing them from consideration)

There's four of us and only one bar stool, no worries, we'll just flip it upside down and make a stool spider.

by Da ladies man November 8, 2013

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Toe'd Stool

A toe'd stool is when you stick your toe in someone's asshole and pull out a large amount of shit.

Joshs girlfriend wanted a toe'd stool so Josh slid his big toe in her dirty little asshole and pulled out a fat chunk of muddy love.

by Ginga Geezus November 16, 2019

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lazing stool

a stool that has not yet been flushed down the toilet.

i couldn't believe that there was a lazing stool in their bathroom!

by Rewskeee December 2, 2014

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sultans stool

When a girl sits in an armless chair and you sit in her lap facing her and fuck her. You are the sultan she is the stool. Divine experience

I knew she really loved me when she offered to be my sultans stool.

by mathman123 January 31, 2024

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Stool

When a boy sits on a stool and a girl stands between his legs while they shift , meet or kiss.
Normally his hands are on her ass

Guy 1: Dude you and Molly Stooled?
Guy 2: Yeah for 2 minutes

by LolMinecraftIsMyCity November 26, 2017

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Stooling Stool

An alternative or homemade Squatty Potty, usually in the form of a small step stool, that is used to aid in producing a bowel movement.

Why would I spend $12 on that thing when I could get this stooling stool for $4?

Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!

by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018

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