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Steamy Cartesian

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).
Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!
by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017
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Steamy Mitten

Giving your partner a handjob when you have chubby hands
My hands are so gross and fat, like I'm wearing boxing gloves

"Yeah but I bet you give a great steamy mitten"
by Spobret July 26, 2018
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Steamy Garahan

When you take a steamy shit you’ve been holding in for half a day at least and the stench is unbearable t
Dude check out that steamy garahan I just laid on the football field
by mob n glob June 23, 2023
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Steamy Gibraltar

When you take a steamy shit into a sock and beat someone with it.
Last night when John was sleeping, I gave him a steamy gibraltar. That sure woke him up
by Patrick Shivers June 12, 2008
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sweady

These are the people who arent afraid to wear earings in the chin and belly bars through their ear lobes,
who love to commute on large areas of grass with complete strangers and get stoned at times,
who wear over sized trousers that could fit the whole world in them... with chains included,
enjoy listening to something they see as music but clearly isn't and is jus a load of people screaming and head banging, and last but certainly not least i will say that despite saying all this i actually admire them, because no matter how much grief people give them for the individuality the ignore the comments and get on with life. We sould all take a leaf from their book!
townie: omg wat are u looking at freak, n whats with the chains n shit? (pushes the sweady)

sweady@ calmy walks away ignoring all signs of concern.

townie:OIIIII don't f**king ignore me u ignorant t@!

sweady@ (gives them the middle finger and totters away)
by MooMoo Land May 13, 2004
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Steamy Volcano

To give oral sex to a woman while she is on her period and for her to fart at the same time. Giving you a stream of warm air (steam) while eating a red flowing hole (volcano)
I didn't think it was possible but she gave me a steamy volcano for an extra 5 dollars.
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steada

slang spelling of 'instead of'.
its a hard knock life for us, its a hard knock life for us, steada treated, we get tricked, steada kisses, we get kicked....
Jay Z. - Hard Knock Life

We gotta start makin changes learn to see me as a brother steada two distant strangas
2 Pac - Changes
by zlamma October 18, 2007
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