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Sphincter scale

The measure unit of a fart based on it's intensity/ sound
Ex 1: I just ripped one of 8.5 on the sphincter scale
Ex 2: that wind was for sure a 9.1 on sphincter scale, had it been passed 10 I would've shart those pants
by simdugz February 6, 2025
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Sphincter bacon

Little flap between your hoo ha and booty hole from tearing during child birth. Usually caused by a bad patch job.
I was about to go to pound town till I saw her sphincter bacon smiling at me.
by I punch gorillas October 28, 2018
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artificial urinary sphincter

A medical device used to treat urinary incontinence, typically in men.
So, artificial urinary sphincter is for typically men.
by Overall1728 September 23, 2023
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sphincter crunch

A workout where you clench your anus repeatedly to build stronger butthole muscles
Thomas accidentally let another fart slip out in class today. He should start doing 30 sphincter crunches every morning to build a stronger ass core.
by Blackforesthamwallet January 25, 2020
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Sphincter Sprinkler

When a man gets out of bed to go pee and doesn't realize his pecker is stuck to his ball sack and he pees on his butthole.
I had to get a towel this morning cuz I had sphincter sprinkler.
by Gordy W. March 6, 2025
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Sphincter Grip

When your asshole contracts to stop shit from releasing.
Adam: Man, I gotta shit!
Josh: Use your sphincter grip Until you get to the toilet!
by Professional white Boy September 8, 2021
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Eviscerated Sphincter

The physical pain caused after over exercising and/or overheating the anal canal
"Did you hear about Debbie's Eviscerated Sphincter?"
by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019
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