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Sphincter Check

When something makes your anus clinch up because it is discomforting.
Seeing broken bones gives me a sphincter check.
by Tropical Glyph November 13, 2017
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Sphincter touch

To touch ones sphincter and tickle it
“NO DONT SPHINCTER TOUCH ME IT TICKLES
by Cuntpop April 30, 2020
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Sphincter Hound

A person that cannot let a social media post go without having to comment on the post with their opposing opinion which is almost always incorrect and ignorant. Compounding the douchey vibe of their behavior is that it usually involves hijacking the original post for the sole purpose of harming one's business and/or advancing their own personal interest while freeloading off of the post originator's audience. This type of poaching is almost always performed by someone that would have no qualms about crashing a party, pissing in the host's sink, freeloading the food and alcohol, driving drunk home and complain about the party the next day on social media. Could as easily be called an Asshole, Fucktard or Crap Weasel. Rates a 9/10 on the Douchebag meter.
I ran a great ad on facebook yesterday but had to take it down because some Sphincter Hound put in his 2 cents and doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.
by goliwag February 23, 2024
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Sphincter Centric Theory

If the universe is infinite, anywhere could be the centre of the universe, so your asshole could be the centre of the universe.
Have you heard of the Sphincter Centric Theory? My asshole is the centre of the universe!
by jacobrh3 December 5, 2021
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sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.
Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.
by Dizzy D. May 3, 2018
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sphincter tickler

A girl with a large (long) nose. A nose large enough that it tickles your asshole while she performing deep oral sex in the 69 position.
Wow look at the sphincter tickler on her!
by The more u know March 5, 2024
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Sphincter Stain

A word you use to call some one a shit stain, but with a little class.
I don't particularly like you, you are sphincter stain
by Red pube muffin December 6, 2021
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