Sphincter Check

When something makes your anus clinch up because it is discomforting.

Seeing broken bones gives me a sphincter check.

by Tropical Glyph November 13, 2017

Think sphincter

The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.

Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...

by Marty McGonagle June 13, 2016

sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.

Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.

by Dizzy D. May 3, 2018

Ye ol' Wall Sphincter

Definition 1:

Shitting through a glory hole onto an unsuspecting victim.

Definition 2:
Pooping through a hole in the wall in a bathroom.

"You hear Terry hit the boi Dary with the Ye ol' Wall Sphincter last night?
I heard an ol' battle cry as soon as he came out of the stall."
(7:14PM)

by CL4P February 27, 2021

Sphincter Hell

A state in which one hates another person so much that their internal organs feel as if in purgatory upon seeing said person.

Jeff: Hey man, why are you so red?
Steve: Oh, i just saw Janet. I'm in a state of total Sphincter Hell right now.
Jeff: Wow man, you hate her that much?
Steve: It's hard not to.

by Azræl October 13, 2013

Sphincter Giggle

The act of shitting yourself while laughing at something. This happens because you were laughing so hard, your anus laughed with you.

Friend 1: 'My little sister told me the Justin Bieber movie was the best experience of her life and started to cry'

Friend 2: 'What did you say?'

Friend 1: 'I started laughing uncontrollably, but then I had a Sphincter Giggle and ran to the bathroom to clean up'

Friend 2: 'OMG I think I just had one too!'

by thatguywhosaysstuffsometimes February 28, 2011

sphincter trunk

Tree trunk

Size up your Sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree trunk you arsehole, shit just got in your way

by Wibblewobble October 25, 2023