smurfs

Blue colored diamonds worn in any type of jewelry

"You seen them smurfs in the pendant on his chain? He must be ballin'!"

by M-Eazy December 18, 2008

smurfing

Dressing up as a female smurf without any underwear and parading round foreign countries flashing your ball bag to unsuspecting Scandinavians while singing karaoke.

Will went smurfing at the weekend, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen.

I just saw Rutter smurfing to a crowd in a park in Sweden, they couldn't get enough of his hairy bollox.

by Yoric September 25, 2006

smurfing

The act of taking a drug, usually in pill form, anally. This allows the drug to enter the bloodstream very quickly through the thin walls of the lower intestine. Ecstasy, or "X", a designer party drug, is the most commonly taken drug using this method. Common amongst the gay community. "smurfing" is the act of, also used is past tense "smurfed"

I was at a rave last night, and I was smurfing a couple pills. I was rolling my balls off.

by ladylala March 27, 2009

Smurf

Los Angeles talk for: Where the weed at man?

Dude, I'm stressed, wheres the smurf at?

by JWIZ96 October 10, 2009

Smurfs

Smurfs is a term that is used to describe the police.

Dude #1: "Yo bruh when da last time you seen ol boy?"

Dude #2: "You ain't heard? The Smurfs got em last week."

by D-N-A "The King Of NC" October 27, 2009

the smurfs

a word used with you and your friends when you can't use the word weed/marijuana/mary j

Aye so when you gonna go get the smurfs? I'm ready to go to lego land

by G-nasty Cass October 28, 2008

Smurfed

When a man covers his penis in blue food coloring, and has sex with a woman, causing her to slowly turn blue from the inside out. The man will often exclaim after ejaculation, "You just got Smurfed!" and immediately run out of the room, never to be seen again.

You just got smurfed!

by Cpnmrgn January 18, 2018