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takin' a smokey 

When you are waiting to kill time after you get to work and drop a duece and getting paid for it.
Man that Homie be ALWAYS be Takin' A Smokey everytime he clocks into work.
takin' a smokey by knightman23 April 13, 2014

Cold Smokey 

A term loosley used to describe having sex without a condom.
"After slamming a high number of keystone lights, Doug got poopchute drunk and a 220lb party bison found him half passed out on a couch, jumped on his dick and he stuck it in cold smokey."
Cold Smokey by wagz February 26, 2008

lil smokey 

an especialy small cock
that mexican dude i dated looked like he had a lil smokey between his legs
lil smokey by slone July 22, 2003

okey dokey smokey 

affirmative response
used in conjunction with spliff smoking
Q: Can I have a hit off that dube?
A: O-keyy D-okkey S-mokkeyyy
okey dokey smokey by BigDaddy11a October 9, 2003

hokey smokey 

The act of sitting on a person's face and farting.
Mike: My girlfriend is outside. Get the hell out.
John: But my bed is so comfortable!
Mike: Alright, time to give you a hokey smokey.
John runs away screaming.
hokey smokey by Hokey-Smokey June 17, 2012

the smokey bear 

A sexual act in which you light the participants hair on fire and then proceed to ejaculate on the participants head to put it out.
Your mom and I did the smokey bear last night!
the smokey bear by Conor R December 26, 2008