skateboards

Damn i wish that bitch had perky titties, but no she has skateboards

by BigDInTheHouse December 15, 2022

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Skateboard

Another way to fuck somebody's pretty face up.

That dude thought he was a 5'5" Russell Crowe, a gladiator beating up anything that moved and conquering the town by hellfire, armed with a deadly skateboard to knock anyone that might get in his way off the map.

by The Original Agahnim November 05, 2021

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So this is what will happen when u decide to skateboard. You’ll go and buy a cheap Walmart board because you can’t afford a real one then you’ll start skating and get really addicted then you’ll try ur first trick and can’t land it cuz u suk. Then you’ll throw your board on the ground in anger and it will snap cuz it was 1$ so you’ll tell ur mom that ur board broke and she’ll get mad and say it’s your fault (witch it is for being cheap) and she won’t buy u a new one

My skateboard broke

Duh cuz it was 1$

by A person who skateboards April 09, 2020

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Welcome Skateboards

The best board company fucking ever

p0$3r: Aye diylain, what kinda board is that it’s sexyy as fuck
d!¥LA!n: It’s a Welcome Skateboards deck fucker

by diylain November 10, 2019

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Skateboarded

To shut down a feature request in software development in favor of delivering an MVP. As in "We've got to build a skateboard before we can build a car." Derived from the popular infographic about delivering MVP's in which you develop a skateboard first, followed by a scooter, then a bicycle, then a motorcycle, then a car.

"I asked Terry to add more "pop" to the sign in page and he totally skateboarded me!"

by Zachmo March 16, 2018

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