shlong

the most massive of cocks

my shlong is the size of a football field

by horsecockk October 1, 2021

Shlong

so its pretty much slang for DICK. its a 12 year old greatest word in his vocabulary.

"With a swift slap from my shlong my foe was cast to the sjhadoe relm"

by biggesty dinklelberrie June 29, 2019

Shlong

Noun. A mullet; short in the front, long in the back (sh-long). A haircut typically worn by a dickhead.

Randy has the greasiest shlong I’ve ever seen.

by Scrout Shredmondson November 19, 2022

shlong

giant gaging penis, often errect when other males come into its territory. Not to mention the throbbing pain one experiences after not getting grazed by the male touch for a while, one may call this "blue balling". No one can use their shlong unless granted access by the shlong lord ace sanders. Enjoy your shlong, with caution my fellow shlong havers.

"damn, i didn't think ace had such a long shlong"

by diganlinghaver October 9, 2023

Shlong

male genitalia

Whipped out, erect nine inch shlong.

by Bigtiddyanimethot March 9, 2020

Shlong

A friend that can also be considered as a “bro” since they are someone that is cherished by one. Also a very close friend

Hey Shlong! What’s up?

by michaelrichman079 October 9, 2020

Caleb's Shlong

a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.

"Caleb's shlong is why we have rights!" said every girl in existence

by webbybutter January 2, 2023