The caring on of a conversation or sharing of personal feelings/ updates from the inside of a bathroom stall through the means of carving or sharpies.
by PB23 November 13, 2009

Someone who has anger issues and likes to take it out on the Porcelain God in the bathroom. This usually happens after a big meal or big binge drinking session after consuming processed foods. The next morning when you sit N go, its so wild it ends up all over the walls of the toilet because of the angry push velocity out of the ring of fire.
by Hungoverballsack December 19, 2021

Not having the time to take a shit all day even though you know you have to. Or if there is not a place to take a shit.
When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.
When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.
On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.
When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.
When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.
On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.
I was up against two deadlines and had meetings throughout the day - I had to drop a deuce but I knew I would be pinching a no shitter which made me sweat and my guts quiver.
by Deuce Bigelow February 4, 2014

Throat Shitter (noun): A person, who having ungratefully accepted good things in life, shits down everyone's throat when things go tits up.
by Karot March 8, 2013

A person who spends upwards of 15-20 minutes in the stall, eventually producing a shit, but hogging the stall for a long period of time.
by DPJ626 April 28, 2014

Cunt Shitter
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.
JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.
JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!
by Huthost December 22, 2018

To forego the toilet seat when one takes a dump. To park your ass on cold porcelain when defecating.
by Rim Shitter November 30, 2017
