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Shitter Twitter

The caring on of a conversation or sharing of personal feelings/ updates from the inside of a bathroom stall through the means of carving or sharpies.
"That was some profound shitter twitter i read inside that bathroom stall."
by PB23 November 13, 2009
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Angry Shitter

Someone who has anger issues and likes to take it out on the Porcelain God in the bathroom. This usually happens after a big meal or big binge drinking session after consuming processed foods. The next morning when you sit N go, its so wild it ends up all over the walls of the toilet because of the angry push velocity out of the ring of fire.
Lou is an Angry Shitter, look at what he did to the toilet. Theres spatter everywhere!
by Hungoverballsack December 19, 2021
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Pinching a no shitter

Not having the time to take a shit all day even though you know you have to. Or if there is not a place to take a shit.

When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.

When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.

On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.
I was up against two deadlines and had meetings throughout the day - I had to drop a deuce but I knew I would be pinching a no shitter which made me sweat and my guts quiver.
by Deuce Bigelow February 4, 2014
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Throat Shitter

Throat Shitter (noun): A person, who having ungratefully accepted good things in life, shits down everyone's throat when things go tits up.
A reliable server messes up once.

Sam: This server is so fucking shit!

Sam is a throat shitter.
by Karot March 8, 2013
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shitter sitter

A person who spends upwards of 15-20 minutes in the stall, eventually producing a shit, but hogging the stall for a long period of time.
Ron arrived at work, and immediately headed to the bathroom for his 20 min. shitter sitter.
by DPJ626 April 28, 2014
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Cunt Shitter

(noun)
Someone who eats so much pussy that they shit cunt.
Cuntshitter
Cunt Shitter
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.

JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!
by Huthost December 22, 2018
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Rim Shitter

To forego the toilet seat when one takes a dump. To park your ass on cold porcelain when defecating.
Toilet seats are for chicks, dude. I'm a Rim Shitter like a man should be!
by Rim Shitter November 30, 2017
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