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Anal sphincter

a commonly used word to describe a person who repetitively asks stupid questions that are pointless and have no point
yo bro, does alchohol make you drunk?

stfu you anal sphincter..

but why?

epic lulz
by a black caucasian August 1, 2010
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winker sphincter

(also pronounced "winka schvincta")

Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
(also pronounced "winka schvincta")

Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Brad: "So did you guys enjoy the strip club last night?"

Jef: "Well after she introduced me to the winker sphincter, she said for $80 we could go to the back and do anything I wanted..."

Jef: " I said, Does that include leave?"
by jef400 October 30, 2009
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sphincter

music that makes you poo
i was listenin to some sphincter and i shit uncontrollably
by dylan girer September 3, 2007
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Crustified Yetti Sphincter

1. Male or Female, an obease, nasty barnicle infested creature with ugly hair and unforseen features.
2. A fat nasty person.
3. A person with crusty skin leasions or dirty skin
See that dude over there buying those 10 whoppers, thats a fuckin crustified yetti sphincter
by The Nugget August 30, 2006
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sphincter

sphincter says wut?
by robert March 14, 2004
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sphincter murmur

occurs when your anus spasms after digestion of spicy foods.
when Dave ate the nacho pile he had a sphincter murmur.
by Dave Rollie April 8, 2008
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Sphincter Hug

A rather affectionate term used to describe the act and capability of the anus to literally "hug" or embrace in a loving matter any type of cylindric object placed next or in front of the rectal arms.
1. I saw Rogelio giving sphincter hugs to Charlie on my way to the toilet.

2. I don't want to complicate things more, so I just think we should just stay with the sphincter hugs and leave it at that...

3. Man, Marcos gives the tightest bear hugs.

4. Martha surprised me with the sweetest "hug" this morning.
by CRICACHINA June 28, 2009
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