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saggy rice bags

saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.
Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"
by cried for caitlin June 2, 2018
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Saggy dog

person 1:Wow ur saggy dog my dog.

person 2: Thanks man, right back at ya.
by yeah ok June 10, 2020
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Saggy ass

The extra ass cheeks disgustingly hanging underneath and from the original buttcheeks on a super disgusting smelly loud obnoxious redneck appauling fat bitch
That bitch at the house is so disgusting have you seen her disgusting double ass. Her asscheeks have asscheeks and it makes me want to fucking puke.. stupid saggy ass bitch. Plus I can't never tell who she looking at
by Tony1134 November 27, 2020
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saggy sock

a slut with no morals And will always cheat on there boyfriend
That girl you was with was a saggy sock
by ELLXS March 31, 2017
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saggy mf meatballs

yo that’s guys got some saggy mf meatballs
by FuckinPizzaBagels November 30, 2018
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Saggy

The true final evolutionary form of the butt
Yo daw, her back side be saggy
by Blonde & Grey February 19, 2025
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saggy teddy

The act of slapping someone in the face with your nut sack
You keep acting up and I'll give you a saggy teddy.
by Bobswally buckenfach March 14, 2016
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