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Rule 12

"Never date a co-worker." From the all-important (and sometimes hypocritical) rules of Leroy Jethro Gibbs of NCIS.
Ziva: "Tony, we cannot break Rule 12."
Tony: "Why not? Gibbs and Jenny totally did."
by dinozzosgirl February 7, 2010
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Rule 40

Rule 36 states that "if it exists, it is someone's fetish", not Rule 40. Read the rules of the internet, newfag.
by loooooooooooooooooooongcat February 25, 2008
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The rules are simple

When a guy says the rules are simple, there is a catch to it.
by pancake king June 30, 2020
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Rule 420

Rule 420 states: When the time is 4:20, regardless of AM or PM, one has to go wild.

Guy: Dude its 4:20
Guy 2: *Goes wild*
by PremierAlan December 4, 2016
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Rule 85

One of the rules of the internet. If it exists there is a pony of it.
Bob: Must we ponify EVERY MEME?!
Alice: Rule 85 bro.
by RienLee October 31, 2011
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Rule 70

Rule 70 is an internet maxim that reads: "If it exists, there is a Jiafei remix of it." The term is influenced by its predecessor, Rule 69, which states: "If it exists, there is a CupcakKe remix of it," which is in turn derived from Rule 34, quote: "If it exists, there is porn of it." The term was based of off a trend in the Floptok and Stan Twitter subcultures where people remix songs with the Chinese song Ye Hua Xiang (野花香, which is translated into "Fragrance of Wild Flowers.") and reference a fictional saleswoman named Jiafei (佳霏), a combination of two C-pop artists named Meng Jia (孟佳) and Wang Feifei (王霏霏). The trend was inspired by a previous one where people would remix songs with music from CupcakKe's (Elizabeth Eden Harris) discography, which is infamous for its overtly sexual nature.
Sammie: Hey, did you hear about Chloe's music project?
Kevin: Yeah, she just took one of Beyonce's songs and Jiafei-remixed it.
Sammie: Talk about Rule 70.
by buy jiafei's products ✨ January 16, 2023
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no family rule

The No Family Rule is a clearly defined standard in joke telling. Passed down generation by generation from our forefathers who developed the oral story telling tradition after many an altercation resulted from poorly delivered witticisms. The rule states that “no person may, at the expense of a handicapped and/or health impaired third party, pass any humorous remark where such humour stems from said handicap and/or health impairment UNLESS the deliveror has a family member (no more than once removed) with that same handicap and/or health impairment”.
Dude, Jimmy just dropped a AIDS joke and I know for a fact he's got no family with the "slow puncture". Clear breach of the No Family Rule... uncool.
by ConcernedThirdParty October 21, 2013
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