When you pee in your lovers ass and then they turn around and spray the pee out of their ass and on your face
by Chump Stack August 07, 2010
The consequence of procrastination is call Procrastination Rooster. Multiple consequences of multiple acts of procrastination will yield Procrastination Roosters. Procrastination Roosters need immediate attention, or they will make a lot of noise. Procrastination Roosters are easy to keep as pets - ignoring it keeps them around. Procrastination Roosters appear when you least expect it. In some cases, you know when you will be getting a visit from Procrastination Roosters.
When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, the Procrastination Roosters have come home to roost.
When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, the Procrastination Roosters have come home to roost.
It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with that next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 03, 2023
When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.
It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 03, 2023
A fountain of explosive diarrhea, specifically shooting out of one’s ass while bent over the toilet vomiting.
I drank the water in Mexico and for Montazuma’s Revenge. I spent the night puking and rooster tailing. I feel sorry for the maids.
by West Coast Urbanite February 06, 2021
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by Woodi1024 April 25, 2022
I was at the bar last night and Rachel’s friend Sandy was being the biggest rooster goalie. I could have gotten it in if she wasn’t there.
by sballgame23 November 01, 2021