knob robber

a person who robs knobs on a daily basis.

ted is being such a knob robber today

by jon zieba August 1, 2008

arjen robben

One of the best football players in the world, but hated by butthurt Mexicans.

Butthurt Mexican: Arjen Robben sucks! He dived!
Non butthurt person: Get over it, sore loser!

by Shia Labeauf December 24, 2016

Sperm bank robber

An individual who seduces you, (generally female) and begins having intercourse with you only to make you release your semen, which they promptly steal to either sell or donate it.

Last night, when I was coming home from the bar, I swear this lady was a sperm bank robber, luckily, I didn't fall for it...

by The silent bun7 September 25, 2018

grave robber

Removing a dead gerbil, hamster, or even guinea pig from your buddies ass.

After a good feltching, Frank forgot about the hamster in Jeff's ass so he performed a grave robber

by edslee June 25, 2009

robobeast

A big ugly women. A woman who looks like franensteins mother.

I wouldn't fuck that robobeast with someone else DICK!!!

by Eddie Murphy 90210 May 6, 2003

robbed from the cradle

This can go both ways, it can be good, and it can be bad, so listen up. The real definition is when 1 person who is older (say maybe 27) and another person who is younger (about 14) are goin out and/or doin stuff together. For guys that be goin out with older women, you either one of two things, a pimp or a nasty-ass perv. For girls, well I dont know bout girls.

Hittin them before the hair does.

Yeah so what if I was bangin on the High Schoolers up in the 3rd grade? Werent you? So dont be a playa hata.

Nah, you aint no playa, you just got robbed from the cradle.

by whogiveashit? June 27, 2006

daylight robbery

when someone member of team manages to fluke even the most shit goals to put your team 1 down in stoppage time... after what can only be described as the worst and most negative performance from an opposition team at Anfield for years.

Liverpool 0-1 Man United. 3rd March 2007

"Man Utd fluked another win after an extremely negative and poor perfomance... daylight robbery of Liverpool!... i wish i could defecate on Neville's face!"

by bignandosmullet March 4, 2007