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River Road

the absolute best song from ZAYNS album, Nobody is Listening©️
this song is god like and everytime i listen to it i come a little
random: bro do you like ZAYN’s new album

y/n: yeah, the best song from it is River Road

random: yeah that and sweat
by simlishmar June 15, 2021
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River Phoenix

River Jude Phoenix, who died in the early 1990s, was a gifted actor in the 1980s and 1990s. You might recognize him as the older brother of Joaquin Phoenix. River was a proponent of animal rights, an environmentalist, and an actor. He was a true angel who was loving and generous, gracious, who would always go out of his way to support others. River was ahead of his time in his efforts to raise concerns about global warming and to put an end to animal cruelty; in particular, he was one of the first vegans in the 1980s, when few people knew what it meant. Stand By Me, Running On Empty, My Own Private Idaho, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade are just a few of his memorable films. His success in the film My Own Private Idaho with his best friend Keanu Reeves made him an LGBTQ icon. Many people came out as a result of his performance, and many speculated River himself was bisexual. He tragically died of an overdose on Halloween, 1993, as a result of drugs given to him by his friend John Frusciante that night. River Phoenix, on the other hand, will still be remembered as a symbol and a legend who deserved so much more.
RIVER PHOENIX IS GODD 🙇🙇
by smellslikehoespirit March 17, 2021
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Dickissippi River

when throat fucking your partner while they use a neti pot. The water runs down from their nostrils over your cock creating a river over your penis
Joseph was throat fucking his girlfriend while she was using a neti pot. The water ran down her throat over his penis like dickissippi river
by ChubbyBuffy July 26, 2016
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Jordan River

A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.
someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.
by mk614 December 23, 2011
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cream river

The river that of cum from a girls pussy after her pussy is flooded with cum.
"Damn, Jessica had the craziest cream river last night!"
by man of the year October 10, 2014
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river shotty

This requires using the straws that come with specific blunt brands, namely Bluntwraps. Any straw will do really. When the blunt is small enough to be placed in the straw, a river shotty is performed just the same way a regular shotty is. The main difference is that when the smoke is coming out of the straw it comes out much finer, thicker, and reliably than the end of a blunt. The term 'river' is there because it resembles a river of smoke rushing into the mouth of the person receiving the shotty.

Highly suggestible for those who have never tried it.
Jesus christ...Marilyn just gave me the sickest river shotty. That went straight to my head! God damn. Couldn't stop coughing though
by GrandMasterPizza June 4, 2010
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River Corn

A piece of reed that resembles an ear of corn still in the stalk as it floats on a river and is mistakenly eaten by hungry river people or rednecks.
The redneck river people were so hungry, they filled their floating tubes full of river corn for an afternoon snack.
by c_M_p June 28, 2012
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