I ranked my pillow last night.
I'm gonna go rank in the corner.
Did you rank your hair in the shower?
I'm gonna go rank in the corner.
Did you rank your hair in the shower?
by the ranker May 24, 2023
Get the rankmug. by Chocothunder February 26, 2022
Get the Rankmug. Cod mobile ranked has sadly become a hollow, frustrating mess. Maintaining rank is next to impossible now. 2-3 years ago ranked was challenging but felt more natural. But now, it's changed for the worse.
It's not just a shooter anymore. It's a machine built on stacked mechanics designed to make you chase that fleeting serotonin rush of a win only to crush you with losses that feel anything but fair. The emotional toll has outweighed the joy. All the maps are AR + LMG wallbang and AOE paradises. Every match is just dodging sweats, dancing around meta abusers, and praying you don't get pinned in spawn traps all while praying your team isn't brain-dead. Mere minutes in, enemies are spamming VTOLs, chopper gunners, napalms, preds and smoke grenades like it's their goddamn birthday. Reporting?
Useless.
Streamer mode hides UIDs, and even if you get one, activision support won't lift a finger.
CODM isn't about outplaying opponents anymore. It's about enduring spam and metas that never die. Player skill is drowned out by cheap tricks and unpredictability.
It's not just a shooter anymore. It's a machine built on stacked mechanics designed to make you chase that fleeting serotonin rush of a win only to crush you with losses that feel anything but fair. The emotional toll has outweighed the joy. All the maps are AR + LMG wallbang and AOE paradises. Every match is just dodging sweats, dancing around meta abusers, and praying you don't get pinned in spawn traps all while praying your team isn't brain-dead. Mere minutes in, enemies are spamming VTOLs, chopper gunners, napalms, preds and smoke grenades like it's their goddamn birthday. Reporting?
Useless.
Streamer mode hides UIDs, and even if you get one, activision support won't lift a finger.
CODM isn't about outplaying opponents anymore. It's about enduring spam and metas that never die. Player skill is drowned out by cheap tricks and unpredictability.
I solo-queued my way into legendary this season.
Now?
This week I played 50 matches and lost 35 of them. For every two wins, I get matched against entire stacks of absolute sweats, while my teammates can't spell "objective." Then comes the inevitable 6-7 losing streak.
People tell me "just try other modes," as if HP and dom aren't camper fests. It's clear now that CODM's pattern is release a new gun → release its mythic → overbuff the hell out of it → watch the money roll in. Rinse, repeat.
And if you think it's just about extra attachments on a gun, it's not. These mechanics stack. They funnel the game into cheap spammy tactics instead of rewarding diverse playstyles. I've got two mythics (USS9 fusion and AK117 lava remix), and yeah, the iron sight advantage is real but that's not the point. The point is that gameplay is sacrificed on the altar of monetisation. It's blatantly clear now. Cod mobile ranked isn't designed for players like me anymore; it's designed for wallet whales.
Now?
This week I played 50 matches and lost 35 of them. For every two wins, I get matched against entire stacks of absolute sweats, while my teammates can't spell "objective." Then comes the inevitable 6-7 losing streak.
People tell me "just try other modes," as if HP and dom aren't camper fests. It's clear now that CODM's pattern is release a new gun → release its mythic → overbuff the hell out of it → watch the money roll in. Rinse, repeat.
And if you think it's just about extra attachments on a gun, it's not. These mechanics stack. They funnel the game into cheap spammy tactics instead of rewarding diverse playstyles. I've got two mythics (USS9 fusion and AK117 lava remix), and yeah, the iron sight advantage is real but that's not the point. The point is that gameplay is sacrificed on the altar of monetisation. It's blatantly clear now. Cod mobile ranked isn't designed for players like me anymore; it's designed for wallet whales.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 30, 2025
Get the cod mobile rankedmug. by Ol rank February 16, 2018
Get the ol rankmug. Someone who is otherwise a very high rank and/or good at the game that deliberately de-ranks themselves to extremely low levels. They are commonly seen in the ELO-based "Ranked" modes found in video-games like Mordhau and CS;GO. Similar to "Smurfs", it is likely that they do this to either troll for fun, or simply don't want to put effort into fighting people who are actually at their skill level. They severely damage the ELO of newer players to keep them from rising in the ranks, and have a tendency to be extremely toxic in chat, bragging about how bad their opponent is.
Friend 1: "Dude! I just de-ranked from Platinum 5 by some random Gold 5 out of nowhere, now I'm back to platinum 1. Damn it! Are the newer players really that good?
Friend 2: "Nah, you just got clapped by a rank feigner. Those assholes are really annoying"
Friend 1: "No shit, really? Probably why almost nobody plays ranked anymore"
Friend 2: "Nah, you just got clapped by a rank feigner. Those assholes are really annoying"
Friend 1: "No shit, really? Probably why almost nobody plays ranked anymore"
by thelastofadyingbreed October 3, 2022
Get the Rank Feignermug. by Tire118 February 22, 2018
Get the Rankmug. by forrealongod May 21, 2023
Get the Rank monkeymug.