a medicinal jack-off performed while you are so hungover that you can not get out of bed to enjoy your vacation.
"Jay drank so many Anally Bleached Annihilators that he laid in bed all the next day as his friends enjoyed the beach. To make himself feel better...he pulled a Jay. Thus....Pulling a Jay!"
by John Lee Boy December 9, 2008
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hey! quit pulling a jake over there and get down from that tree, the branch looks like it's gonna snap on you!
by j-and-j September 1, 2009
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It is when you walk up to a electronic device with complete confidence although you have no idea what you are doing, and you mess everything thing up.
One is Pulling a John when one grabs a remote control and set the TV to scan channels when he wanted to change the volume.
Or when your wait an hour for something to buffer then once it does, you fast forward it till it buffers again.
Or when your wait an hour for something to buffer then once it does, you fast forward it till it buffers again.
by Dracolord1208 October 2, 2011
Get the Pulling a John mug.Person 1: Haha yeah so this one time, I was eating cake and it was soo good
Person 2: Cake is nice
Person 1: Isn't it?!
-Person 2 is offline-
Person 1: WOW ARE YOU REALLY PULLING A JAMES ON ME RIGHT NOW?
Person 2: Cake is nice
Person 1: Isn't it?!
-Person 2 is offline-
Person 1: WOW ARE YOU REALLY PULLING A JAMES ON ME RIGHT NOW?
by peniscake123 September 30, 2012
Get the Pulling a James mug.When a guy is dating a girl and decides, after verdantly pursuing her for weeks, that he is no longer interested. Instead of being upfront and honest, he disappears without explanation. This makes interactions with the girl extremely awkward when they don't need to be. When the girl tries to find out what's going on by sending a thoughtful and honest text or email, the guy ignores this, making the girl feel rejected, hurt, and confused.
The reasons for abandoning the relationship are typically psychological in origin (i.e. mommy/daddy issues, fear of commitment/intimacy, etc).
The reasons for abandoning the relationship are typically psychological in origin (i.e. mommy/daddy issues, fear of commitment/intimacy, etc).
"How are things going with Dan? You guys seem way into each other!" "Oh, I haven't heard from him in over a week. He dropped off the face of the earth. I guess he's pulling a John."
by Sue Grillz & Sparkplug December 14, 2012
Get the Pulling a John mug.The act of pretending to be sick and crawling up into your bed, in the hopes of having your girlfriend crawl up there with you. So that you can have a valid excuse to have sex with her.
Billy "I feel sick, I'm going to go up into my bed because I feel like butt."
-Billy climbs into his bed
Tiffany "Stop pulling a jordan Billy, if you want to fuck then just ask me."
-Billy becomes embarrassed because he got caught acting a fool, by pulling a jordan.
-Billy climbs into his bed
Tiffany "Stop pulling a jordan Billy, if you want to fuck then just ask me."
-Billy becomes embarrassed because he got caught acting a fool, by pulling a jordan.
by sequioahall170vato April 13, 2014
Get the pulling a jordan mug.Pulling a Jake is all about context because in different situations it means different things:
1. Referring to Anarchy: refuses to do something of the cultural norm regarding God most commonly
2. Referring to Hitler: Quoting or doing something related to Adolf Hitler
3. Referring to Communism: When one speaks, acts, gestures, or anything else's passionately about the positives of theorized communism
4. Referring to Spider-Man: When one is convinced or is expressing to others how Spider-Man is the best super hero without exceptions.
1. Referring to Anarchy: refuses to do something of the cultural norm regarding God most commonly
2. Referring to Hitler: Quoting or doing something related to Adolf Hitler
3. Referring to Communism: When one speaks, acts, gestures, or anything else's passionately about the positives of theorized communism
4. Referring to Spider-Man: When one is convinced or is expressing to others how Spider-Man is the best super hero without exceptions.
Ex. 1). Boy 1: Tommy didn't stand for the pledge of Allegiance because he's atheist. that's the way to show equality!
Boy 2: Yeah, it's cool he's like totally pulling a Jake, you know?!
Ex. 2). Girl 1: Samantha actually shared a really good quote from a speech by Hitler and it wasn't even anti-Semitic at all!
Girl 2: wow, that's really pulling a Jake, don't you think?
Ex. 3). Boy 1: Did you see the debate between Steven and Jordon about communism?
Girl 1: Yeah, of course! Steven convinced me that communism is great in theory! Oh, haha, I guess I'm pulling a Jake!
Ex. 4). Teacher: And that is why Batman is the absolute best.
Student: BATMAN WOULD BE NOTHING WITH OUT HIS MONEY OR SCIENTISTS JUST ADMIT IT!
Teacher: Why don't you march down to the office and tell them you were pulling a Jake!
Boy 2: Yeah, it's cool he's like totally pulling a Jake, you know?!
Ex. 2). Girl 1: Samantha actually shared a really good quote from a speech by Hitler and it wasn't even anti-Semitic at all!
Girl 2: wow, that's really pulling a Jake, don't you think?
Ex. 3). Boy 1: Did you see the debate between Steven and Jordon about communism?
Girl 1: Yeah, of course! Steven convinced me that communism is great in theory! Oh, haha, I guess I'm pulling a Jake!
Ex. 4). Teacher: And that is why Batman is the absolute best.
Student: BATMAN WOULD BE NOTHING WITH OUT HIS MONEY OR SCIENTISTS JUST ADMIT IT!
Teacher: Why don't you march down to the office and tell them you were pulling a Jake!
by Seraphina Lindahl May 16, 2014
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