a state of having a hyperextended dick, normally caused after a night of rough sex with a human or animal.
by Max Dickin April 14, 2008
The act of masturbating up until the point of ejaculation and then immediately putting your penis inside of a lesbian and blowing your load all up in that bitch so she can get pregnant.
by downgrader November 29, 2009
A group of girls traipsearound, asking men/boys if they like pork. After the men/boys give them a confused look and answer with a yes or no, the girls get up in their grill and proceed to snort as they walk away on to the next victim. To be performed along a busy street in the wee hours of the night.
by Mac D. April 28, 2006
A nauseating domestic issue with a spouse, partner, girlfriend, boyfriend or ex that falls under an umbrella of shit and probably has no logical association with anything the mk1 human can understand.....
by craftyporkchoplover January 20, 2017
by lonestar May 27, 2004
I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.
by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009
1. A homosexual that par takes in aggressive sexual acts with heterosexual males with the intention to change their sexuality.
2. A meat eater who tries to convince vegetarians to eat meat.
2. A meat eater who tries to convince vegetarians to eat meat.
by Pork Pusher69 January 16, 2010