pussy poot

quief.

hey gerald, whats up pussy poot? bdb niggas..

by i cant feel my legs October 16, 2008

Poot-nanny

An elderly woman who baby sits a slut in recovery from excessive sexual adventures.

My poot-nanny came over after a multi-participant sex binge I had been on over the summer. She monitored the phone and door, not letting anyone disturb me as I recovered and prepared for my next adventure. Every good fucker needs a poot-nanny to maintain peak performance.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016

Garbage Poot

When the smell of another human being’s flatulation is so rancid it can only be likened to the smell of a garbage dump.

John: God! Do you smell that?
Jane: Yeah, Gerald had Mexican for lunch, he has the garbage poots.

by sin(π) July 9, 2020

Poot Sniffer

One who reads internet guidance on a subject that has not been proven yet follows the OP like it is the word of a celestial intentity. This person also regurgitates the info on to other poot sniffers and before you know it you have a group of poot sniffers doing the same thing.

A poot sniffer takes another person stink ass garbage thoughts and eats them as his own and re poot to another poot sniffer.

A dumb ass that does no research.

Man, stop being a Poot Sniffer and research the subject. Those dumb asses are poot sniffers, that shit doesn't do anything stated.

by StunterShadeZ May 10, 2018

tuna poot

similar to a queef, but from a particularly smelly vagina

Dude, I hooked up with a stank ho last night, and her tuna poots almost made me barf.

by J.Ho. June 16, 2012

poot bucket

A cheeky nickname for a spouse whom you've asked to do something unpleasant, but because you love them.

What are the odds this goes in your butt tonight, poot bucket?

by Poot bucket March 6, 2015

poot cheese

A small cheese colored stain showing up in your underwear after a squeezing out one too many farts.

Damn you that's poot cheese. Check your pants.

Dude quit farting. You poot cheese maniac!

by Dr. Honkey April 26, 2017