by i cant feel my legs October 16, 2008
Get the pussy pootmug. My poot-nanny came over after a multi-participant sex binge I had been on over the summer. She monitored the phone and door, not letting anyone disturb me as I recovered and prepared for my next adventure. Every good fucker needs a poot-nanny to maintain peak performance.
by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016
Get the Poot-nannymug. When the smell of another human being’s flatulation is so rancid it can only be likened to the smell of a garbage dump.
by sin(π) July 9, 2020
Get the Garbage Pootmug. A cheeky nickname for a spouse whom you've asked to do something unpleasant, but because you love them.
by Poot bucket March 6, 2015
Get the poot bucketmug. by J.Ho. June 16, 2012
Get the tuna pootmug. Can be loud but mostly a hot silent gas that has been brewing inside for hours after Taco Bell and pork rhines then u try to sneak it out n that bitch stank so bad the cat ran and it gaged a maggot thst b**** stank
by Tiny Meats January 1, 2022
Get the Stank pootmug. An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.
Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023
Get the Poots in Bootsmug.