Split the pole

When you walking in a groug and one half goes to the left and one goes to the right of the pole. Conisderd bad luck.

Hey man Johnny said dont split the pole.

by Jesse v December 21, 2007

Pole Axed

Pole Axed

The pole axe was a weapon used in medeival England. It was literally an axe atop a long pole. Originally the term meant to be killed with such a weapon; it later came to mean being violently killed with any such weapon or instrument.

When the running back was hit by the middle linebacker, he went down like he'd been pole axed.

by Dasher8400 March 7, 2007

Gnotem Pole

A totem pole made out of little gnome faces, rather than Native American faces.

"Hey! Check out that cute Gnotem Pole that lady had carved out of that tree trunk!"

"Yeah, sweet! The top one looks like Dopey from the Seven Dwarves!"

by Run Girl September 11, 2009

pole-toucher

Slang term for a member of the LDS faith. Refers to the vision of Nephi in Nephi Book 1 Chapter 8. Can be combined with "Joey" to make "pole-touchin' Joeys."

"Here, have some of my homebrew."
"No thanks."
"Why, are you a pole-toucher or something?"

"Mom, can I watch an R-rated movie?"
"No honey. Now run along to church with the rest of us pole-touchin' Joeys."

by bortschuss May 1, 2007

colon-poling

The act of deep anal sex(with women)

When she turns dat ass up, I'm goin colon-poling brother!

by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009

hoetem pole

The ranking of your hoes. Similar to a totem pole. The best hoes are at the top. Sometimes your hoetem pole tells a story. Sometimes it's just for show.

Celeste is at the bottom of my hoetem pole; she won't be getting a Christmas present from me.

by Boomer3we May 27, 2016

Pole nugget

The opposition of mole nugget and a dancer at a club

Bro that club had pole nugget

by Minh Gune fan 99 January 19, 2020