the happy plant

weed

"Let's go get some of the happy plant"

by lolsies June 08, 2009

phone plant

The act of your phone taking a direct hit to the ground.

My droid took a massive phone plant today after I left it on the roof of my car and drove away.

by needsa newphone July 27, 2011

green plant

Weed

Hey do you have Green plant with you?

by Houyttb September 04, 2023

scum plant

Any vegetable that is green, and gets covered in a pickling juice

Sorry, I can't eat Sprouts because they are a scum plant

by doctor greens May 05, 2007

Magical Plants

Magical Plants are what you put in your bong to get baked as fuck. You call them magical plants so if your parents over here you, you can pretend that your talking about Jack and the beanstalk. If your fucking retarded and haven't caught on magical plants are weed.

Bruh wanna smoke some magical plants and eat some chocolate lucky charms?

by Jstu April 15, 2018

peace plant

a term for marijuana

Dude, lets get the krew together and smoke da peace plant.

by superdamian October 15, 2007

plant a carrot

When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating

"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."

by BoomBangBonk November 02, 2013