piano dance

where a dog is tied up by its neck and hung up, its feet barely touching the ground, until it is slowly and excruciatingly strangled to death.

Person 1: I did the piano dance to my dog!

Person 2: You're disgusting!!

by Sam....? (on yt! Go sub to me) April 12, 2023

piano difficulty

Extremely challenging; takes tons of practice to be successful

That test was piano difficulty, I doubt I got even one right.

by AiDra June 28, 2021

Carson Piano

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by Stormispoggers July 21, 2022

Mastro's Piano Bar

An over-the-pants hand job given by an older woman at the Mastro's Piano Bar in Beverly Hills.

Holy shit, did you hear Jim got a Mastro's Piano Bar from that cougar on Saturday night!?

by John Henry Cabbott May 3, 2021

Milk is playing the piano

A thing you might accidentally say instead of saying someone is playing the piano

Person 1: milk is playing the piano.
Person 2: do you mean your dog?

by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024

Electric Piano

The electric piano is an iconic sound of the decade of the 1980s. Introduced by the Yamaha DX7 in May 1983, the electric piano has revolutionized music of various genres, from pop and synthpop to piano ballads to soundscapes.

After hooking up the DX7 to the external MIDI sequencer on Anvil Studio, the musician selected the electric piano sound and customized its six sinusoidal frequencies.

by StormCloud6562 July 22, 2019

dance on the piano

When a proctologist shows too much enjoyment in his work. Usually with multiple fingers as if playing the piano. The "high g" is usually the most menacing.

When I turned 50 I knew I would have to see the Dr. But I didn't expect him to "Dance on the piano".

by BenDreadful March 29, 2015