piano dance

where a dog is tied up by its neck and hung up, its feet barely touching the ground, until it is slowly and excruciatingly strangled to death.

Person 1: I did the piano dance to my dog!

Person 2: You're disgusting!!

by Sam....? (on yt! Go sub to me) April 12, 2023

Piano Healer

A musician who plays light and upbeat piano music. Used as stress help.

You're depressed and you have a piano, so get a piano healer.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 23, 2024

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by FishPianoTheorem November 23, 2024

Piano

A girl with a pussy so wide, it takes more than just two fingers to play with it.

I suggest you refrain from touching Sarah. Unless your Mozart, because that pussy’s like a piano.

by Nyaakuza October 21, 2019

Piano

This instrument is a FUCK! If you play a piano then you are wasting your life. Killing all hopes and dreams of music and ruining your life is what it does. FUCK this instrument!!!!!!!

The Piano is an ASSHOLE of an instrument. FUCKING ridicules.

by GoofenburgDictionary August 12, 2019

Piano

Another way of saying “I promise.” Used to ensure your counterpart is telling the truth and absolutely not fucking with you.

A: “I fucked your mom”
B: “Yeah, sure”
A: “Dude, Piano”

by Sir Mark Smith Jr Sr December 24, 2021