The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by FishPianoTheorem November 22, 2024

dance on the piano

When a proctologist shows too much enjoyment in his work. Usually with multiple fingers as if playing the piano. The "high g" is usually the most menacing.

When I turned 50 I knew I would have to see the Dr. But I didn't expect him to "Dance on the piano".

by BenDreadful March 29, 2015

Piano

A girl with a pussy so wide, it takes more than just two fingers to play with it.

I suggest you refrain from touching Sarah. Unless your Mozart, because that pussy’s like a piano.

by Nyaakuza October 21, 2019

Milk is playing the piano

A thing you might accidentally say instead of saying someone is playing the piano

Person 1: milk is playing the piano.
Person 2: do you mean your dog?

by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024

iced piano teachers

When you go to the online piano office hours and morning balsers appear eating iced starburst with evenings

Gang have u been. to any iced piano teachers? type shit

by funnypiano July 15, 2024

Piano

A piano is a instrument that catches the eye of lots of people they buy a piano online it comes they try it out and!.. give up in the spand of 1 day because they can’t immediately play a song they like.

A person: Oh wow you play the piano

You: oh yeah! it’s taken me years to master it

The person: can I try?

You: sure!

The person: thank you!... why isn’t it playing *song name* isn’t it

Supposed to play it does it want me to play it?

You: ...

by Imthatpianoidiot December 23, 2020

Electric Piano

The electric piano is an iconic sound of the decade of the 1980s. Introduced by the Yamaha DX7 in May 1983, the electric piano has revolutionized music of various genres, from pop and synthpop to piano ballads to soundscapes.

After hooking up the DX7 to the external MIDI sequencer on Anvil Studio, the musician selected the electric piano sound and customized its six sinusoidal frequencies.

by StormCloud6562 July 22, 2019