pettinessity

Upper Echelon Pettiness. The necessity for pettiness. Like being initiated into a secret society of extreme petty behavior.
Like if someone stepped on someone's shoe and they burned their house down for it. "That's some pettinessity if ever I saw it."

Tupac and Biggie's deaths were unfortunate and unnecessary events that were lead to by pettinessity from anonymous parties.

"I think that musician may have been iniatiated into some kind of pettinessity. Did you see their new music video? There was all kinds of esoteric petty symbology."
by Pettiest Petty June 28, 2017
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Petty University

Fictitious school of higher learning. Parody phrase alluding to having attended and/or received a degree in being petty.
Please don't get on her bad side. She has an MBA from Petty University.
by Phrase Sniper November 12, 2022
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Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a stupid, mean, self-absorbed, crazy, and dumbest person you will ever meet. Some things Petty Man Child will do: Blocks his crush and leaves on delivered a lot. He will cal a 7-year-old a h*e because he's mad at you. Will call you a b*tch. Will ignore you 24/7/ Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel like your worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he's the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors about you
Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.
by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021
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kennedy petty

So is a lovely person and can be funny at points she is so nice and all the boys love her she can get angry so don't mess with her her surname is what she is like she is petty and pretty she says she is ugly and not nice if people are fake friends they will regret it
Kennedy petty is so petty

She is being petty

Why is she having a party argument
by Kennedy petty November 5, 2019
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Prison Petty

An extreme version of being petty; to the point of institutionalized tribalism with conceited intentions.
The Karen on the first floor watches out of her window when she sees me get in my car to leave, then will move her car into the spot I was in, just to be petty -- come to think of it, that's Prison Petty.
by Barker Girl April 6, 2024
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Petty Flirt

To flirt with another without the desire to pursue them romantically.
Betty: "You're a petty flirt."

Roe: "How?"

Betty: "You confused me. I thought you wanted these milk duds, but you're just being petty flirting with me like that."
by SlickySlick! May 27, 2018
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Petty

Someone who blows something small way out of proportion, and acts in a childish manner. Such repercussions would be the actions of this person being petty, in that they speak back passive aggressively, or through passive aggressive actions. Such as throwing a traffic cone into the woods for a parking violation they committed.
That man Mason a bitch and is petty as fuck for throwing that traffic cone. Not to mention he ugly as shit.
by Tom Curiel November 19, 2019
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