The Ol’ Perry

When you get whiskey dick so bad that you have to use your thumb as a make shift penis

That guy was so drunk last night he had to give that girl the ol’ Perry

by Vpshop September 19, 2021

Jack Perry

yikes

"Yo what are you doing for lunch?"

"It doesn't matter, as long as Jack Perry doesn't come!"

by Jack Perry har har har March 22, 2023

langston perry

Sweet at sports cool guy handsome and sexy and get all the ladies

Langston perry got swag

by Boy28 June 28, 2014

katie perry

heard she smells and has no friends and will never get a boyfriend because her brother and friends will not allow it because she's still 12 and always will be. But like has a pretty cool brother and his best friend is even cooler

i heard katie perrys brother is a sick lad

by not george February 01, 2021

Hamish Perry

just gay

hamish perry is gay

by wayatonne May 02, 2022

Where's Perry?

When you're feeling the jiggy jiggy so you approached your girlfriend in the basement and scream "I know what we're gonna do today!" and right before she gets to resist, hopelessly crawling away from you, you insert your tallywacker so deep(any holes will do) It can't be seen anymore, and you whisper in her ears "Where's Perry?"

Legend says it is also a famous line from Phineas and Ferb that whenever they got an Idea to 'what they're gonna do today', their pet platypus named Perry will suddenly vanish to a secret mission. LAME...

"I know what we're gonna do today!" Chad screamed.

"No! please! It's been 2 months! Have Mercy on m-... AHHHHHHHHHH!" Anna exclaimed.
"Anna, Where's Perry?" Chad asked

by Bruh_cow_lee October 14, 2020

mr perry

he says hes a local lad yet he lives nowhere near where he works. gives off noncey vibes.

billie: have you seen mr perry?
grace: yeah, he gives me such noncey vibes.

by meatstudcheekyboy May 04, 2021