The modern day replacement of the proverbial “water cooler” where people gather and have a quick chat about current events prior to their online work call commencing.
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Get the zoom help mug.A derogatory word towards generation Z; referring to a person who is of generation Z as inept, narcissistic, egotistical, ignorant, low self esteem, obnoxious, self absorbed, self victimized, and suffers from mental illnesses such as boarder-line personality disorder.
You hear that zoom head yap his/her trap?
The only life experience that zoom head has, is his/her phone.
I don’t trust zoom heads in the kitchen, as they don’t follow sanitary protocol, if any, like washing their hands thoroughly.
How many times do you need to repeat yourself to that zoom head, fire him/her.
That zoom head keeps showing up late, always on his/her phone, and moves slowly.
That zoom head struggles to identify with their own sexuality, let alone identity.
Be careful, if you lay it to that zoom head hard enough, he/she might end up committing suicide.
These zoom heads run out of so many ideas, they look back towards the 80s, and 90s.
The only life experience that zoom head has, is his/her phone.
I don’t trust zoom heads in the kitchen, as they don’t follow sanitary protocol, if any, like washing their hands thoroughly.
How many times do you need to repeat yourself to that zoom head, fire him/her.
That zoom head keeps showing up late, always on his/her phone, and moves slowly.
That zoom head struggles to identify with their own sexuality, let alone identity.
Be careful, if you lay it to that zoom head hard enough, he/she might end up committing suicide.
These zoom heads run out of so many ideas, they look back towards the 80s, and 90s.
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Carter: This girl is DTF and is coming over tonight
Cole: Bro hell yeah you gotta let me know how it is
Carter: Dude we are Zoom Bros, I wouldn't let you miss out on this
*Carter sends the Zoom link*
Cole: Bro hell yeah you gotta let me know how it is
Carter: Dude we are Zoom Bros, I wouldn't let you miss out on this
*Carter sends the Zoom link*
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