Paul Prime

Typcically bald, due to "fucking genetics" as people always claim. These type of people live up a place called Ovenden and are continuously stalked by 18 year old pricks. These pricks include: people with downers, people who have their lives controlled by their parents and people with no pubic hair.
Paul Prime likes to enjoy wrecking his wrists by typing on a keyboard all day and spamming out MSN 24/7, even whilst at college. Paul Prime's are usually best-friends with people who have downers, just so they feel a little superior in life. Paul Prime's tend to use the words "xD","LOL","LMFAO" and "Oooh-Hoooo-Hoooo(Santa-clause-like noises) FOR THE WIN!".
"That guy has the best comb-over i've ever seen!"
"That is pretty poor, it has like 4 partings!"
"I know! What a Paul Prime."
by Bronze Bear May 17, 2010
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douchemus prime

mixing the largeness of a transformer and the asshoely ness of a douche
ms.delorenzo is a douchemus prime for giving us an essay everyday and a quiz and for grading out quizes wrongfully
by ashwan January 29, 2008
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The Optimus Prime

when a guy places a strap-on apparatus just above his cock for double penetration of the opposite sex bitches.
"Hey why is your girlfriend smiling so big for?" "Oh I just gave her The Optimus Prime last night."
by dpmjww August 12, 2006
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Nemesis Prime

Nemesis Prime: I am Prime

Optimus Prime: no your not I'm prime
by wyats November 07, 2021
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prime meat

A girl that you would love to bang and screw but hasn't been with many guys.
Damn! That girl is primemeat!
by Trevor November 05, 2003
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Prime droopage

When a man’s nuts are elongated to maximum downward length
In the summer time, jordan has almost 5.5 inches of prime droopage.
by Connor Patrick Joseph July 18, 2022
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Nicko Prime

a dumbass but a smart ass admin. Pretty cool but still a dick.
Will hunt all horny verifieds
"Ey yo Nicko Prime! What's up!"
by CEO of Rule 63 August 12, 2019
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